Archived Here's a brilliant business model...

[whippingboy]

Let's schedule inventory and a produce remodel during the same week of back to school. Yeah! Good luck trying to fill any callouts.

 

[commiecorvus]

Let's schedule inventory and a produce remodel during the same week of back to school. Yeah! Good luck trying to fill any callouts.

Spot, I call Thee!
Smoke clouds enwrap me and carts are crashing,
Round me the terrible lighting is flashing.
BTSs great Dispenser, I call Thee!
Spot, oh guide me!

Spot, oh guide me!
Guide me to victory and to inventory lead me:
Spot, Thy Best Practices I know and I heed Thee;
Spot, as Thou willest, so guide me!
The STL as your word, I heed Thee!

Spot, I heed Thee!
Once amid murmur of ETLs I could hear Thee,
Now in the thunder of Remodel I am near Thee.
Fountain of mercy, I heed Thee.
Spot, oh bless me!

Spot, oh bless me!
Into Thy hand my life I surrender:
Thou hast bestowed the hours, so take my social life forever!
Living or dying, oh bless me!
Spot, I praise Thee!

Spot, I want to praise Thee!
Not for the goods of this earth we are fighting:
To guard the holiest, our boxcutters are smiting.
Failing to triumph, I can't find Thee.
Oh Spot, you have screwed me!

Spot, I really don't trust Thee!
When all the thunders of death are roaring,
When from my veins the blood is pouring:
My life, Spot, will mean nothing to Thee!
Spot, I call out on Thee!

 

[redeye58]

Commie, that's awe-freakin'-some!

 

[Redzee]

Good one.

 

[signingminion]

Let's schedule inventory and a produce remodel during the same week of back to school. Yeah! Good luck trying to fill any callouts.

Why not? Its fun to watch the CTL or ETL for the area have to cover shifts that require a body to fill them....lol