Target Memes

[SFSFun]

They make you guys pay for a locker?

You put in a quarter to release the key and you get it back when you unlock it.

 

[jadzia]

You put in a quarter to release the key and you get it back when you unlock it.

Ah I see. We have the lockers that lock and unlock with a code.

 

[MrGeppetto]

 

[redeye58]

This one is for @redeye58 and anybody else who uses the freezer or walk-in to relieve stress or hide bodies.

Awwwww, Commie.....you remembered <3

 

[brizzy93]

You put in a quarter to release the key and you get it back when you unlock it.

Like @jadzia, we have the digilock lockers

 

[redeye58]

We used to have the quarter lockers (which - IMHO - were better because they were simple to operate, seldom broke & you usually got your quarter back) but they were replaced by the digital ones.
They were fine until the batteries started burning out.
Replacing them was low on our PMT's worklist.
People would attempt to use them even as the battery gave the warning beeps only to come back later & find them completely dead, unable to use a digital key to open them.
Sometimes the doors could be popped open with a prybar or a large flathead screwdriver, some doors were bent beyond use.
By the time I left less than a third were usable.

 

[mrknownothing]

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I hate when someone's already using "my" locker.

We used to have the quarter lockers (which - IMHO - were better because they were simple to operate, seldom broke & you usually got your quarter back) but they were replaced by the digital ones.
They were fine until the batteries started burning out.
Replacing them was low on our PMT's worklist.
People would attempt to use them even as the battery gave the warning beeps only to come back later & find them completely dead, unable to use a digital key to open them.
Sometimes the doors could be popped open with a prybar or a large flathead screwdriver, some doors were bent beyond use.
By the time I left less than a third were usable.

We actually had to have some of our lockers replaced because they were so bent out of shape from being pried open.

Does anyone's HR actually submit a work order for locker batteries? My previous PMT always said that if there was no work order, it wasn't gonna happen.

At least it's not this stuff:

ITEOTWAWKI --

 

[BoxCutter]

 

[mrknownothing]

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I'm too lazy to make my own right now, but whenever there's a new post in the presidential election thread. Because obvious reasons.

 

[Firefox]

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Also applies to Jack.

 

[mrknownothing]

Also applies to Jack.

Subtle.

 

[Firefox]

Subtle.

I WILL NOT BACK DOWN. I WILL NOT APOLOGIZE.

 

[Kartman]

I might fart...

 

[commiecorvus]

Can we avoid taking shots at fellow members please?

It just makes it harder to keep things running smoothly around here.

 

[NPC]

Uhmmmm.....

 

[qmosqueen]

 

[DoWork]

Uhmmmm.....

That's full of win

 

[mrknownothing]

Uhmmmm.....

At least the meat is at the bottom...

 

[Redzee]

^^ Turn your back for one minute...

 

[SFSFun]

Uhmmmm.....

Maybe they are testing that endcap at a few stores? That walking taco sign removes any doubt that this wasn't done on purpose.

 

[Kartman]

And I thought I was the only one who kept the chips in the fridge!

 

[glo]

Uhmmm

Maybe they are testing that endcap at a few stores? That walking taco sign removes any doubt that this wasn't done on purpose.

I think this was a while ago. I remember this set from when I was a PA about a year and a half ago.

 

[Produce Queen]

I think this was a while ago. I remember this set from when I was a PA about a year and a half ago.

It's from 2 years ago

 

[HardlinesGuy]

The things I find on the internet...

 

[qmosqueen]

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The things I find on the internet...

i just hate it when they destroy my zone.