seasonaldude

That Asshole in OPU
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"Who's that? Oh, that's our old cashier Maryanne. She loved Target so much that she asked to be allowed to continue selling Red Cards after she passed." Pssst..."Hey noob...that story about Maryanne isn't true. That's her alright. But, she just couldn't afford a coffin and funeral with our low hours so her rotting corpse is her revenge on the store."

OK. Maybe a bit longer than a caption.
 
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