Target Memes

[redeye58]

Looks like a homicide.

 

[BoxCutter]

 

[NPC]

Figuring out the break and lunch schedule with 3 call outs.

 

[NPC]

 

[NPC]

 

[SalesFloorSylph]

When your Toys zone is all nice and tidy and then a group of kids comes in

 

[NKG]

I'm glad this wasn't my store!

I had a similar situation minus the cops being called at Target years ago ( waay before I worked for Target). It was really windy and I was trying to get my son out of the car. My car door kept banging the other cars door. If you ever had a child in an infant seat you know that you cant get them out with the door opened most of the way. Anyways, the lady finally gets out of her car and starts yelling at me. I explained that I was sorry and that its really hard to get my son out with the wind. She must of realized her car was a car because she went inside but I was so upset that I left and we had to order pizza that night because I couldn't get what I needed for dinner. My son cried the whole way home because he didn't understand. From that point on, ive always parked in the back of Target. So I can see both sides of this.

 

[HardlinesFour]

 

[NKG]

 

[oath2order]

I continue to be grateful my store doesn't sell wine.

Elderly guest with an electric cart.

good start for the day

At least they were apologetic. I've had a few...not-old people on the electric carts who just crash into things and don't even let someone know.

 

[NPC]

 

[SalesFloorSylph]

No no no you see I'm a secret spy for walmart.

 

[SFSFun]

 

[SalesFloorSylph]

When I'm asked to do reshop for my entire shift

 

[commiecorvus]

 

[HardlinesFour]

Photo...

Sounds like a Back to College sale

 

[NKG]

Sounds like a Back to College sale

" what to get your ETL this holiday season "

 

[NPC]

 

[NPC]

You know what perplexes me most about this picture? Is the floating pair of scissors in the reflection on the door. Why the fuck is someone just holding up scissors?

 

[Kaitii]

why are there two sets of doors is that a thing other targets do

 

[Kartman]

The one on the right is auto, the left is push.

 

[Pale]

As a monster drinker, I can confirm. Especially after one of the larger ones.

 

[NPC]

 

[Kartman]

Morons.

 

[Pale]

Leaving to get the hell out of work like