The Breakroom Memes

[qmosqueen]

what did i do to deserve this ?

 

[redeye58]

what did i do to deserve this ?

How did you get hold of jack's phone?

 

[qmosqueen]

need this one our bailer !!!

 

[Leo47]

 

[redeye58]

need this one our bailer !!!

Need this one for SEVERAL places at my store.

 

[qmosqueen]

this ones an oldie and goodie

 

[Leo47]

When I beg to be taken off a lane so I can go to guest service and I get there and there’s two carts of defects and eight carts of sort

 

[Leo47]

jsghenajs my dad just sent me this... me

 

[qmosqueen]

 

[BoxCutter]

 

[GSA2ExpressPls]

Me after my third consecutive close-open.
The military swore they'd teach me marketable life silks. Apparently insomnia is a life skill.
Thanks, military.

 

[Kartman]

All the military taught me was to show up on time for work.

 

[GSA2ExpressPls]

All the military taught me was to show up on time for work.

And by on time we mean fifteen minutes early... to be fifteen minutes early.

I get to work with so much time to spare I p**s myself off.

 

[PackAndCry]

When I beg to be taken off a lane so I can go to guest service and I get there and there’s two carts of defects and eight carts of sort
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who took this photo of our remodel team

 

[qmosqueen]

 

[qmosqueen]

 

[BoxCutter]

 

[GSA2ExpressPls]

"... and then my best friend Deborah called because her son Jeremy's birthday cake- well, back up, see I'm the coordinator for his birthday party, which is why I bought these balloons, but that's not what's wrong with them..."

...k.

 

[qmosqueen]

that would be my luck, not to get to stroke it.

 

[qmosqueen]

 

[sprinklesontop]

^^^ Love, Love, Love this !!!!

 

[redeye58]

Reminds me of the story about the old geezer whose friends dared him to go streaking through a ladies' garden party.
He stripped down & obliged but returned later looking depressed.
"Didja get a rise out of those biddies?" his friends asked.
"Nah, they didn't bat an eye but I got an award for Best Dried Arrangement."

 

[qmosqueen]

in honor of mothers day

 

[qmosqueen]

 

[qmosqueen]