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Tessa120

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Pizza is round because it's thin and heats fast, and round is best for even heating.

The box is square because the shape is a lot easier to mass produce and assemble than a round box would be, which also means cheaper.

The triangle is the best way to get evenly sized pieces that also have evenly distributed crust size and toppings.

So, now you understand women.
 

redeye58

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When the riots & looting were at their zenith in my town, a few folks were video'd carrying stuff out of the store.
The girls were carrying clothes, the guys cases of Bud Lite.
A TL commented that that was probably the only way that shit beer would move.
 
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