Archived Thief steals a truckload of margarine headed for FDC

[itvgeo]

Sorry for the typo. margarine

http://wcfcourier.com/news/local/tr...cle_e35594b2-74b6-5a68-8082-555c5a67c013.html

 

[pzychopopgroove]

Lol what are they going to do with 50 thousand dollars worth of margarine?

 

[commiecorvus]

Lol what are they going to do with 50 thousand dollars worth of margarine?

Lube?

 

[ISIS639]

Lube?

ew. gross. thanks for that

 

[Guest Attendant]

why was there a truck JUST for margarine?

 

[candyland]

Yay lube!

 

[Hardlinesmaster]

why was there a truck JUST for margarine?

It was a food truck.

 

[pzychopopgroove]

Lube?

You are sick and twisted. I love it.

That aside, I don't know how well margarine could be used as lube....

 

[buliSBI]

SWEET!!! That was one of my DCs for one of my stores. And I used to live about 5-10 minutes from the scene of the crime.

 

[talan123]

A truck full of margarine was stolen?

That takes a lot of balls. Which will soon shrivel after eating all of that margarine.

 

[Formina Sage]

Crazy! That's the DC/FDC that serves my store as well! Can't wait to explain to our guests why we won't have margarine on the shelves lol.

Oh, and for those who didn't pick up on it - it wasn't a target trailer that was stolen, but the vendor's truck on their way to Inbound at the FDC. Wtf why would Target just send an FDC truck of margarine to a store? lmao.

 

[buliSBI]

Here is a clip from my old TV station on the story.

http://www.kwwl.com/story/16315947/truckload-of-margarine-slips-away-from-iowa-truck-stop

 

[redeye58]

A truckload of margarine?
The possibilities are endless.....

 

[pzychopopgroove]

One thing i can think of:

One MASSIVE slip and slide!

 

[mrknownothing]

Oh, and for those who didn't pick up on it - it wasn't a target trailer that was stolen, but the vendor's truck on their way to Inbound at the FDC. Wtf why would Target just send an FDC truck of margarine to a store? lmao.

Thank you for noticing that! A store would never need that much margarine. A food distribution center, on the other hand........

 

[uncorporated]

Lol what are they going to do with 50 thousand dollars worth of margarine?

Lube?

LMAO that's priceless!1

 

[pzychopopgroove]

LMAO that's priceless!1

Indeed!1

 

[insiteful1]

Indeed!1

Smartass!1

 

[lovecats]

Now see, I was thinking they were planning a heck of a lot of baking but then that's where my mind is this time of year.

 

[STLinMaking]

"Desperate time, call for desperate measures......."

 

[Hardlinesmaster]

Norway has a shortage of butter right now...
http://m.thelocal.se/37960/20111215/

 

[uncorporated]

Norway has a shortage of butter right now...
http://m.thelocal.se/37960/20111215/

Margarine != butter. Margarine == 99% plastic. Butter == dairy.

Smartass!1

Same!1

 

[NoRedCards]

Do we have to pay the cows OT to make more?

 

[commiecorvus]

Very funny comic about the butter shortage from the Scandinavian viewpoint.

http://satwcomic.com/

 

[Hardlinesmaster]

update: the truck was found in fowler, mich. 500 miles away.