What in your opinion is the worst thing Target has ever sold?

[can't touch this]

Same store, next bay over.

[desire to transfer intensifies]

 

[Little Joe]

Is this a real backroom or is it store 1040?I

Every time I turn around they've given another section of my steel to SFS or softlines for breakout. With the new sort i have pallets, flats, and tubs (no new U boats yet) double parked up and down the backroom. Z-racks everywhere. I can barely get the wave in and out let alone the stacker.

 

[SL101]

1040 receives their truck everyday with u-boats already sorted, so all they have to do is push the perfect amount of eaches to the floor. They don't even need backstock! They're putting a basketball court where the steel used to be for TM's on their break.

 

[can't touch this]

those stupid "smart" water bottles for $54.99, 082-04-1381/1383, we've sold exactly zero since they came in

and nobody wanted the world's ugliest lamp either

 

[RhettB]

those stupid "smart" water bottles for $54.99, 082-04-1381/1383, we've sold exactly zero since they came in

and nobody wanted the world's ugliest lamp either

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That would easily make its way into the compactor if a zoner accidentally knocked it off the shelf.

 

[Tessa120]

Wait until you see the gas relief tube you stick up the baby's ass. Made in Sweden as well.

Omg, we have a Fridababy gift pack, four items in it. I looked at what it had in it (big mistake) and I saw the Fridet picture. I'm not sure I'm old enough to see a picture like that, and I'm absolutely certain the older brothers and sisters of the newborn baby getting such a pack are definitely NOT old enough to see a picture like that.

Fridababy Fridet the MomWasher - https://www.target.com/p/fridababy-fridet-the-momwasher/-/A-50943169

 

[can't touch this]

fucking Swedes lmao

 

[PackAndCry]

Oh no!

 

[IWishIKnew]

Omg, we have a Fridababy gift pack, four items in it. I looked at what it had in it (big mistake) and I saw the Fridet picture. I'm not sure I'm old enough to see a picture like that, and I'm absolutely certain the older brothers and sisters of the newborn baby getting such a pack are definitely NOT old enough to see a picture like that.

Fridababy Fridet the MomWasher - https://www.target.com/p/fridababy-fridet-the-momwasher/-/A-50943169

Dude. They give you a bottle for that in the hospital. Don't waste the money.

Seriously, $16? FFS.

 

[oath2order]

WHO ELSE REMEMBERS NATE BERKUS' CRAP

 

[can't touch this]

Spritz tissue paper because they come in packs of 9000 and it takes for fuckin ever to hang them on pegs

Lamps are a pain in the ass to detrash

Mirrors are always always broken

Hearth&Hand shit is also a pain in the ass to detrash and doesn't sell

Towels because the POG capacities are very low, the shelves are too narrow for more than 1 row, and there's always backstock

Bai drinks (disgusting)

Acer Chromebooks (on clearance now)

 

[redeye58]

WHO ELSE REMEMBERS NATE BERKUS' CRAP

Tryin' to forget that shit.

 

[oath2order]

Or the stupid white focal from Christmas last year. SugarPaper.

FUCKKKKK THAT

 

[NeoDarikona]

WHO ELSE REMEMBERS NATE BERKUS' CRAP

Honestly some of his crap wasn't bad.

I SAID SOME.

 

[Yetive]

Or the stupid white focal from Christmas last year. SugarPaper.

FUCKKKKK THAT

Last 2 years. I imagine this year will be the trifecta.

 

[Dead and Khaki]

I don't know whether this is the best or worst thing we've sold, but in Halloween Mini Seasonal we've got bacon-and-cheese flavored crickets and larvae.

 

[IWishIKnew]

OK, so the only Nate Berkus stuff I've seen at our store are towels, which were...towels, and decent enough looking, as towels go. What else did they sell that was so bad?

 

[Black Sheep 214]

I don't know whether this is the best or worst thing we've sold, but in Halloween Mini Seasonal we've got bacon-and-cheese flavored crickets and larvae.

I think we have a winner!🤢

 

[SigningLady]

OK, so the only Nate Berkus stuff I've seen at our store are towels, which were...towels, and decent enough looking, as towels go. What else did they sell that was so bad?

Super ugly home decor.

 

[ThreeCreeks]

We had these animal heads in home furnishings.. They were made out of some type of porcelain and were meant to be hung on the bedroom wall. They were life size and creepy AF.

 

[JustanotherTL]

Designer release bicycles.
Worst one was black and white Chevron cruiser for $500+ when the very same style sells for $120 then it would get returned since the dude couldn't sell it on Ebay cux everyone else tried too. Then the bike ends up being metal recycled after I carefully unwrapped and built it.

 

[redeye58]

The empty turtle shell.

 

[ShipIt]

The empty turtle shell.

Was that the one that was stuck on a stick? So sad and bizarre

 

[oath2order]

Last 2 years. I imagine this year will be the trifecta.

NextGen seasonal is very small. It only has 25 4ft sections of 84inch aisles. 8 moveable walls with 4 endcaps, and 16 64inch aisles.

ETAT Lighting is approximately 36 feet.

NextGen may not get it. I have no clue where the tree tables are going, if we even get them

 

[can't touch this]

Or the stupid white focal from Christmas last year. SugarPaper.

FUCKKKKK THAT

Those plastic strips with the notches to hang ornaments on.

*slight breeze*
*CRASH*