As a TL and I finish the clean up in Electronics I get a buzz from the cloaked tracking device that was attached to the gunblade stating that it had been removed from the AP office and asks if I want to activate the self-destruct device implanted within the weapon that not only melts the blade...
As I arrive in Electronics I notice pieces of DVDs and games scattered around like tacks and notice Dan out of the corner of my eye. I get on the walkie and call for cleanup assistance and as I'm waiting for help to arrive I take a few pot shots with my platinum short bow+5 using beanbag and...
while in route to electronics I notice the horde surrounding commie I yell to him get down as I throw my axe with a great heave and incapacitates the horde with a single blow. Offering a hand to commie to help him up and then we head with due haste to electronics
While in the AP office I notice "Dan" in the home and office area messing with the calculators and coordinate with Oath and redeye via walkies as I get my war axe and lets them know I am on the way
walks up to the nearest TM and asks: "where can I find the following items?"
Medieval chain mail suit
Fiery War Axe
Hi-Junp Boots
Green Bay Packers Helmet
Well, today was my last day at Spot. I found out at the end of my shift today when I had my 90 day probationary review. Reason given was basically they couldn't afford to keep me on a.k.a payroll reasons