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    Stealing

    OP stole their OP!
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    The January 2022 Thread -- Welcome to the Disaster Zone

    Ya need a stimulus in order to buy a roast anymore. People act like we ain't got no cows. I still see them! WTF! It's all PETA's doings! Conspiracy!
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    Closed Thanksgiving forever.

    It is a paid holiday. That those of us at the DC always work on! Thanks BC! For nothing!
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    Discrimination

    Life & work is a blend. I did an interview for ICQA and ended up scoring a backup role. Honestly it's for the best because I would be bored as hell doing freaking dock audits and hold reports all day. People who do the interviews have people in mind already and you can claim aggrieved status...
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    Confessions of a Target TM

    You should run for President!
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    Confessions of a Target TM

    Yas! Please sir, I want some S'MOARS!
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    Confessions of a Target TM

    One time, at band camp, I saw someone smoke a flute. And where there is smoke, there could possibly be a dumpster fire. One time, in the gutter, I saw my own mind there along with the minds of all the other people in the gutter. Seriously though, If I'm in the Outbound wing, and my water...
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    The Breakroom Memes

    Hey I remember Borders! I used to get my oil changed at a Jiffy Lube where all they played in the waiting room was Michael W. Smith and my wife & I used to go to a Chinese Buffet where they always played Jewel. I remember these ridiculous things while forgetting what I was looking for two...
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    Well, I had at least two hard drinks to write it so that jives perfectly!
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    No offense but the key to getting your foot in the door is Say Anything (John Cusack reference). Open availability all minutes of all hours of all days of all nights. Anyone who says they are available ON PAPER more than you ON PAPER is worth more than you ON PAPER even through they might not...
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    Pilot

    Observation 1: You are awesome. Obsevation 2: You have much time on your hands to be awesome. Observation 3: Why is glitter not outlawed? I STILL see it on cards and avoid it like the plague. Equipment failure is a good comedic theme. I can hear on my walkie but no one can hear me. The...
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    Corporate Dear Corporate...

    Dear Corporate, Please allow the SAME functions to work across hand held symbols and vehicle screens in the Distribution Centers. Why can't I ELA & ELZ on a hand held symbol if I'm trying to consolidate bulk locations and see how many are open? When in rack puts, why can't I RVI on a vehicle...
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    Corporate Dear Corporate...

    Change is inevitable except when you're short-changed because, coin shortage.
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    Pilot

    How about... Tim: "OK! I got this!" (Tim then proceeds to not got this.) Or, to expound a bit on a bit... Tim: "I'll do what I can! By the way... can you spot me some down-time? I just need Justin's entire shift not counted against me because he's not here you see! That would be ever so...
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    Pilot

    This thread was posted at 2:47 AM. I rest my case. Planosss, You can't use "tsc". Tractor Supply Company already owns that abbreviation. This is me being hash tag constructive. Also, you might need a tad bit more cowbell.
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    Open Video Game Exchange

    It's a liability issue. Same reason you cannot return medication and ammunition. Even if it still looks sealed, it could have been messed with. I got a small box of 22 "bullets" one time from Wally Hole, only to realize they were just the TIPS of 22 bullets... I assume for reloading or some...
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    Auditing my own Department (WTF)

    You are in effect auditing your own area but it will still point to someone before you if you are changing the counts to make them correct. The only problem I have with a system like this is if on the one hand they want you to fix inventory and on the other hand they want the speed of picking...
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    Get Me Out!!

    Maybe you could visit other stores around you as a guest and just ask some team members what it's like because you may have to transfer there. You really have to ask team members because only they know. Any store can look good to an outsider but to know whether it looks good because people...
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    New Timeclocks!

    After a few good spritzes of sanitizer this baby will shine like new again and work never again! Related topic: How many of you when scanning something at work get "Network Error"? I think my DC never pays their internet bill because this seems to happen. Like ALOT. I worked at an older DC...
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    Dresses at work?

    You should make a red dress and paint a picture of khaki pants on it. For the win.
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