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  1. AltPants

    To that one guest

    TToG: Don't get mad at me that you can't flowr instructions. When you place a site to store order you need to have the name of the person picking it up. Don't get madder when I tell you how to fix it from the email and it'll take about a minute to go through. When you start bitching that it's...
  2. AltPants

    To that one Team Member I - ARCHIVED

    Extended LOA with an attempt to extend further.
  3. AltPants

    To that one Team Member I - ARCHIVED

    TtoETL: Your time here is over. If you can summon up the backbone to actually show up next week, it is my mission to document every single mistake you make to help the STL bounce you outta everyone's lives.
  4. AltPants

    To that one guest

    To this one fucker. Yeah, I know exactly what you're doing and I'm gonna find who you've been scamming. Price match is about to get a whole lot tougher for you. I'm gonna be training everyone in this Fucking store and we're gonna shut youre shut down. Also, no, I'm not giving you 20 rain...
  5. AltPants

    To that one guest

    There used to be a crazy lady who'd come in fairly close to close and dye her hair in the bathroom. Then she'd scream at us in Mandarin and try to pull coupon fraud. I don't miss closing.
  6. AltPants

    To that one guest

    Be strong and know how to say no.
  7. AltPants

    To that one guest

    Then they deserve to beaten vigorously with a hammer.
  8. AltPants

    To that one guest

    To that one guest: what the fuck. You just shat on the floor. In multiple places. And now you're going to continue your shopping trip. What. The. Fuck.
  9. AltPants

    To that one guest

    TtoG: I'm sorry if it makes you uncomfortable, but you bring in gift receipts for nearly a grand worth of electronics every other week so you can bet your ass I'm running it by my ETLAP before I break the transaction into multiple giftcards. No, I don't care that your company doesn't allow you...
  10. AltPants

    To that one Team Member I - ARCHIVED

    TtoTM who comes in in the evenings to take over service desk. I've been here since 8:00 AM. You live across the street. Why in fuckery are you always late? You requested this shift. E: we've been super understanding that you come from a lower volume store, but get your shit together. By now you...
  11. AltPants

    To that one Team Member I - ARCHIVED

    TTOGSA: Don't tell me not to get an attitude because I'm trying to trade mydevices. I can't get into checkpoint and I need to encode some RFID returns. I should have called in again, I can barely breathe for my congestion and my head is throbbing. Don't tell me not to get an attitude.
  12. AltPants

    To that one Team Member I - ARCHIVED

    TYpE TO: thank you so much for backing me up at the SD with combative guests attempting fraud. You are amazing for not immediately rolling over in the name of the vibe.
  13. AltPants

    To that one guest

    I'm just imitating a Boston accent... Yeah, that's the ticket.
  14. AltPants

    To that one guest

    TTOG: screw you and your screaming children. I know I don't have a "10 items or less" sign at my SD. That doesn't mean you can being a cart full of crap and then argue every damn clearance price, and split it it into three transactions, and try and argue that because your have your email you can...
  15. AltPants

    To that one Team Member I - ARCHIVED

    TTOTM: Do not tell another TM how to do something at SD when I'm saying something different, especially when I'm reading from the GS training book. Now I have to wonder how much of the shit I have to fix is the result of people giving bad information while I'm not here.
  16. AltPants

    To that one Team Member I - ARCHIVED

    This is a legit fear of mine. I do go through so many returns carts (and yes, it was supposed to be cart) that I do worry that I'm screwing something up. No one has said anything though so...
  17. AltPants

    To that one Team Member I - ARCHIVED

    TTOTM: Please, continue to get pissy when I tell you there's a cat ready for you at SD. I've personally been calling guests saying "so and so is here, being all your returns at once, I've got plans to have them busy with reshops all day."
  18. AltPants

    To that one guest

    TTOG: I'm sorry our regular flex TM was out sick today and your order was cancelled by the backup, but thanks so much for working with us to find something similar and bend patient while we brought it to the SD for you.
  19. AltPants

    To that one guest

    BUT I HAVE THE RECEIPT YOU MINIMUM WAGE SCUM REEEEEEEEEEEE
  20. AltPants

    Archived Your Weirdest Scam/Fraud Moment?

    Has anyone noticed an uptick in retagged clothing items? I've seen a definite increase in kids clothes having C9 labels at my SD.
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