Archived Alcohol on breath more than once

[can't touch this]

Even back in my stoner days I never even considered showing up to work high...even mids have a very strong stupefying effect on me and one hit will couchlock me for hours. Basically impossible to be productive in that state and way too easy to get caught, not to mention the added paranoia. I just have to roll my eyes at all these stoned TMs who don't have to worry about unemployment because they still live with their parents

...or play money hiding games from the IRS.

Are you Skyler White?

 

[Kartman]

Everybody is different. I look forward to the bowl I pack with lunch.

 

[Militantagnostic]

Everybody is different. I look forward to the bowl I pack with lunch.

Gotta have your bowl of Weedies! It's the breakfast, lunch, and dinner of champions!

 

[dcworker]

we just fire someone drinking alcohol in hes car on breaks

 

[Kartman]

"Don't be a potty pooper!"

 

[LegendaryVKickr]

Bust that TM for weed all you want, but it's usually not worth it. Our store stoner gets more red cards as a result of the drug helping her be less socially anxious. Management turns the other cheek.

Also, I'm posting this at 4:20. Haha

 

[Kartman]

I crack guests up all the time.