Archived Confession of Being a Target Team Member

[Redzee]

Got some backstock clips too.

 

[redeye58]

Rock - box - box cutter!
Ruh roh.....

 

[Hardlinesmaster]

Degreaser melts box cutter.

 

[Redzee]

Run box cutter, save yourself it's too late for me...

 

[PullMonkey]

i don't break down boxes i just throw them into the baler cart
speeds up my timeline, and i make OCD TM's upset

... you, I dislike you

 

[MrGeppetto]

... you, I dislike you

hey i gotta meet those timelines somehow, means i have to cut corners

 

[redeye58]

Degreaser melts box cutter.

Box cutter cuts boxes of degreaser

 

[PullMonkey]

hey i gotta meet those timelines somehow, means i have to cut corners

or learn to cut boxes faster

 

[SFSFun]

hey i gotta meet those timelines somehow, means i have to cut corners

 

[redeye58]

That's some wicked blade work there
But no FIFOing.

 

[DoWork]

Why is he not double stacking, then pushing the stack back? Would save tons of time fumbling around to push a flat of cans on top of the first two rows to get to the third.

 

[Jill of All Trades]

I do not want to Target today.

I do not want to Adult today.

I do not want to Human today.

Today, I want to Cat.

 

[oath2order]

I dont want to wait for the bus today.

I don't want to go to work.

But I had my PA interviews last shift so I have to go today to make sure they actually coded me as such in the system.

I also dont want to stock milk because I have the sneaking suspicion it did not fucking get done yesterday.

 

[redeye58]

I do not want to Target today.

I do not want to Adult today.

I do not want to Human today.

Today, I want to Cat.

Sounds like a plan to me
"Sorry.....I'm just gonna CAT today."

 

[commiecorvus]

I do not want to Target today.

I do not want to Adult today.

I do not want to Human today.

Today, I want to Cat.

I like the plan except that as far as I know cats don't read.
I'd kinda want that.

 

[Hardlinesmaster]

My cats do read, when food is coming.

 

[Targe]

I do not want to Spot tonight

This is all.

 

[Hardlinesmaster]

I do not want to Spot tonight

This is all.

Sunday night will be much worse.

 

[Targe]

Sunday night will be much worse.

Nuuiuuuu

 

[HardlinesFour]

My mother just shared this on my Facebook.

I have to point out the worst:

THERE ARE 11 BASKETS. WHY.

YESSSSSS......FINALLLLLLY!!!!!!!

 

[oath2order]

YESSSSSS......FINALLLLLLY!!!!!!!

are you shitting me

 

[OffYaPhone]

YESSSSSS......FINALLLLLLY!!!!!!!

I see SO many guests who stack up their baskets, so this is a good idea. Either this or they start ordering those smaller two-tier carts that are in grocery stores.

 

[Redzee]

Trip hazard?

 

[DoWork]

I called a rude guest a bitch the other day. No consequences.

 

[TallAPGuy]

I called an ETL a bitch. In front of another (my) ETL. I was just told to keep my voice down and only say things like that in the privacy of our office. He probably thought that aims was joking; I wasn't. She's worse than a bitch