Archived Facial Technology?

[Anelmi]

Walmart is developing a robot that identifies unhappy shoppers

Oh good lord, this sounds like hell.

"Hey TM, go to 3."
" On 3."
"Uh, there's a guest in Seasonal who looks upset. Better go check it out."

No. Just no.

 

[MM1MM2]

Walmart is developing a robot that identifies unhappy shoppers

Oh good lord, this sounds like hell.

"Hey TM, go to 3."
" On 3."
"Uh, there's a guest in Seasonal who looks upset. Better go check it out."

No. Just no.

Ahahahahah.

*Hides in backroom*

 

[Panda13]

Walmart is developing a robot that identifies unhappy shoppers

Oh good lord, this sounds like hell.

"Hey TM, go to 3."
" On 3."
"Uh, there's a guest in Seasonal who looks upset. Better go check it out."

No. Just no.

That would he every Walmart shopper

 

[SFSFun]

Walmart is developing a robot that identifies unhappy shoppers

Oh good lord, this sounds like hell.

"Hey TM, go to 3."
" On 3."
"Uh, there's a guest in Seasonal who looks upset. Better go check it out."

No. Just no.

Upset guest? Sounds like the LODs problem.

 

[Doglover89]

Upset guest? Sounds like the LODs problem.

Yup. I tell our new TMs to always call the LOD when a guest gets upset/angry especially if they start using abusive/foul language. We shouldn't be dealing with that at our level.

 

[Circle9]

Upset guest? Sounds like the LODs problem.

But what if they're upset that nobody has told them how they can save 5% each and every day? Only one way to find out so get over there and start vibing away!

 

[Kompa]

Lol facials

 

[redeye58]

Knowing how spot misses the opp to use technology wisely, they'll use it on TMs.
"ETL, we have a pissed-looking TM on the lanes! Instructions?"
"Pull 'em & coach 'em ASAP. Can't have any chinks in the FFF facade."
"GSTL says a member of the TM's family died."
"Write 'em up & deliver the 'make-it-to-fake-it' speech followed with a lecture on letting their fellow TMs down with their attitude."

 

[graffiti]

Lol at my store it'd just pick up angry TMs.

Seriously, though. Creepy.

 

[Redzee]

At my store that would be most of them.

 

[BeelzeBecky]

Just. No.

 

[tellmeaboutatime]

Ummmm...... Resting Bitch Face here! This could be a nightmare!!! I always looked pissed off

 

[NPC]

What if you're just naturally unhappy looking?

 

[BigEyedPhish]

I can't even imagine, going to register and having a Cashier tell me...

"Our Store Robot has told me that you are Sad, or Mad. And said robot told me, you were unable to find something you were looking for?? and your recent date, hasn't called you back?

"Um, you had a robot following me and judging my state of mind?" - Me

 

[HRZone]

Hello Big Brother!


Stores now tracking your behavior and moods through cameras and cell phones | Daily Mail Online
Sounds like something from and episode of Person of Interest

We gotta do something finch!

 

[Pale]

Lol, this robot will love me yo. I've got major RBF and I love it, that and a beard makes me look like I'm ready to murder. Bring it on robit.

 

[oath2order]

Hello Big Brother!


Stores now tracking your behavior and moods through cameras and cell phones | Daily Mail Online
Sounds like something from and episode of Person of Interest

I feel like this one was more applicable, especially with the Greer voice-overs in it.