Archived Fantasy Target

[Hauteclaire]

Excuse me, Mr. Snrub. Are you aware of the concept of "load-bearing asbestos"? It's a new construction concept, and Target prides itself as being on the cutting edge in all aspects. If you'd like, we can have the SFT add another coat of lead paint, to keep anyone from breathing it in.

 

[redeye58]

Here ya go, Mr. Snrub......your treta quint zebra mocha iced latte with breve, cookie crumbles, triple mocha & whip (aka 'death by chocolate').

 

[Dying Sun]

mmmmm sounds good almost like my own creation the frothy mocha grenade

 

[Hardlinesmaster]

Here ya go, Mr. Snrub......your treta quint zebra mocha iced latte with breve, cookie crumbles, triple mocha & whip (aka 'death by chocolate').

With the expresso whip cream..

 

[AssetsProtection]

Im watching you ...

 

[daninnj]

Excuse me, Mr. Snrub. Are you aware of the concept of "load-bearing asbestos"? It's a new construction concept, and Target prides itself as being on the cutting edge in all aspects. If you'd like, we can have the SFT add another coat of lead paint, to keep anyone from breathing it in.

*Drinks free Starbucks Frap with ground lead paint chips.

YUMMY!

 

[HardlinesFour]

*Detains Mr.Snub* I gotta ask, did you really think, I wouldn't notice you trying to walk out without paying for that frappe.

 

[daninnj]

I'M BACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCK!

*Goes to guest service and smashes 2 registers to the ground and walks out

 

[thatcashierdude]

I'M BACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCK!

*Goes to guest service and smashes 2 registers to the ground and walks out

Yay now we have more PARTS! *runs screaming with card reader*

 

[Hardlinesmaster]

Hey @redeye58! I need some degreaser to clean up the mess at GS, please. @HardlinesFour, Dan is back!

 

[redeye58]

*me vaults over the counter with a bottle of degreaser in each hand & a broom strapped across my back like a saber*
I GOT THIS!

 

[daninnj]

Haha I already walked out of the store

 

[commiecorvus]

/me dumps the shovel full of snow that I had from clearing the sidewalk down the back of @daninnj jacket.
"Watch the sidewalk. It's icy. I haven't had a chance to put any rock salt down."

 

[daninnj]

I don't have a jacket. I shop only in my underwear and high heels

 

[commiecorvus]

I don't have a jacket. I shop only in my underwear and high heels

Even if it's an Absolutely Fabulous jacket?

 

[redeye58]

*me finishes sweeping up & twirling my broom like a quarterstaff as I saunter back to FA*

 

[daninnj]

i prefer wearing something like this

 

[redeye58]

Flame-colored.....of course.
The red stilettos would set it off nicely.....

 

[daninnj]

and this i wear on special occasions.... never to target though, floor's too dirty and i don't want the bottom to get dirty if i bend down to get my archer farms organic pasta from the bottom shelf

 

[redeye58]

Not in those 6" spikes of yours, you won't.

 

[commiecorvus]

i prefer wearing something like this

So you're Bubble?

 

[Backroom81]

I only go shopping in this:

Women follow me down the aisles while ETLs flee at the sight of it. It could use more wolves though.

 

[oath2order]

I wear 6 inch Louboutins

 

[redeye58]

Leather & laytex; sometimes I squeak when I walk

 

[commiecorvus]

This is what I wear to go out ....
No really.