Archived Fantasy Target

[HardlinesFour]

Has anyone seen Dan? Did he pay for those DVD's?

 

[Hardlinesmaster]

He was heading towards front end. @redeye58, Dan is coming your way.

 

[redeye58]

Aw, hell......
*grabs the nearest fire extinguisher*

 

[EchoFoxtrot]

was told to go here by hardlinesmaster...I dont know if I regret this or not...I was hired in late 05 or some shit so I missed this but...wow I wish I was here.

 

[Hardlinesmaster]

The remodel begins at the store.

 

[commiecorvus]

So we're going to do remodel and modernization at the same time here at the Fantasy Target?
Oh, this should be interesting.

 

[Hardlinesmaster]

Got dibs on electronics without mmb.

 

[EchoFoxtrot]

can I do dry food please promise I'll fifo and I'll pull freezer autos if the next guy in will push them, shout out for our first red card of the day btw

 

[JAShands]

Fantasy Target you say? Let me be the first to sign up for ETL Requisition 😁 GoKart access will be immediate, of course 😉

 

[oath2order]

I AM SIGNING OR PLANO.

 

[hufflepuff]

I wanna be on fulfillment

 

[balthrop]

Got dibs on electronics without mmb.

I'll take MMB loved working in that section bloody well best time of my Target life

 

[redeye58]

I GOTS STARBUCKS!!!!
We're gonna get rid of this '90s-looking decor once & for all or I'm bringing my flame-thrower

 

[commiecorvus]

So there is music in the stores now.
I guess I'm going to be the DJ ETL.
Grabs all my vinyl, my turntable, cases of CDs and computer.
"Lets rock the fuck out of this place."

 

[seasonaldude]

I got OPU. All orders are limited to 10 DPCIs. Guests cannot order more than that from the same account in any 24 hour period. Fulfillment time is what it says in the email: 2 hours.

 

[redeye58]

*me digs around the back; comes out with a crowbar & a mallet
PARTY TIME!!!!
*begins prying off tacky framed 'coffee art' & smashing it

 

[Dead and Khaki]

Overnight POG TM clocking in. STL has requisitioned us a couple different wines for the night.

 

[Hardlinesmaster]

Overnight POG TM clocking in. STL has requisitioned us a couple different wines for the night.

Yes, we do have an overnight team & plenty of hours too

 

[Hardlinesmaster]

Fantasy Target you say? Let me be the first to sign up for ETL Requisition 😁 GoKart access will be immediate, of course 😉

How about etl hr too

 

[Hardlinesmaster]

Correction etl of electronics

 

[JAShands]

How about etl hr too

I don’t wanna be that responsible 😂

Keeping the Team fed and well stocked on supplies is perfectly enough for me!

And it’s Fantasy Target. We’re fully staffed so no hiring needs and were compassionate and understanding towards emergencies so no conversations. We all have set schedules and complete our tasks so no write ups!

 

[redeye58]

*me piles the scratched up & broken cafe tables & chairs out back & ignites my flamethrower while adjusting my safety goggles

 

[seasonaldude]

*me piles the scratched up & broken cafe tables & chairs out back & ignites my flamethrower while adjusting my safety goggles

Wait! Let me toss all the online only returned furniture on the pile before you start!

 

[redeye58]

Will do! Anyone else got anything to add to this bonfire?

 

[Noiinteam]

How about all of Wild Fable