Archived I called out from work because... (A game)

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I saw my parents in the bedroom and needed a day to recoup
 
Yeah you know that roll over car accident that was on the morning news, my truck was the reason his car rolled over. 😱

btw my truck is fine..😎 His car? Not so much..
 
I was part of a revolt.
Namely, my intestines were revolting over last night's dinner.
 
I called out from work because I HAVE to know how Jack dies. Looks like it'll be in the next episode so I'll be in later. (8 episodes later... missed my shift).
Fun game
 
I cant work today because my hamster died.
 
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I can't get out of the house because their is a moose blocking the driveway.

Actually that was a real reason.

Or my wife's reason for being late, because the Jersey turnpike was covered with frozen chickens.
 
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