Archived Is it wrong to be SOOO tempted to make a Target RPG?

[talan123]

I came across this website and I instantly thought of Target this way.

You could go do missions and then instead of being attacked, you were stopped by guests.

Wizards would be the GSTL/GSA's, Salesfloor team members would be the warriors, the AP would be the rouge's, and the... ETL's would be the Barb's.

I'm thinking the end of the game would be a successful paycheck.

 

[redeye58]

Oooooooh, a la 'Fantasy Target'? :thumbsup:

 

[TMhardlines]

Heres an Idea.

You got a working PDA +5 endurance.

 

[redeye58]

....the scanner on the PDT is a laser; key-carriers can ascend to the next level when they reach a door after conditions are met; fail & you're thrown into the compactor; if you prevail over a b*tchy guest, you advance - if not, you're demoted.
Oh, Talan, this has SO many possibilities!

 

[lololo]

Would flow team be the orcs?

 

[Hardlinesmaster]

Hmmm. How about calling the flow team, farmers?

 

[commiecorvus]

Plano team could be druids and you could set up the cafe/starbucks as the inn.

 

[RednTacky]

Haha! This reminds me of what my co-workers and I do when we're bored. Turn banal Target-y things into RPG terms and cliches.

What? Senior Team Lead is evolving!

Dun da dun da dun da dun da dun da

Senior Team Lead has evolved into... Executive Team Lead - Logisitics!

 

[talan123]

MUSSTT... RESSIST....

I'll order it tomorrow

 

[talan123]

Hmmm. How about calling the flow team, farmers?

I like that.

Farmers or the workers.

 

[Barcode]

cart attendants = lumberjacks ?? idk lol.

 

[Dr Laytex]

A wild POG appears!

 

[Hardlinesmaster]

cashiers called bugs? Bugged you for everything.
Backroom or instocks team called ghosts riders?

 

[buliSBI]

Going by WoW standards
Alliance
Human - Salesfloor
Dwarf - Electronics
Night elf - Flow
Gnome - Cashiers, GSTMs, FATMs, CAs, GAs
Draenei - Brand TMs
Worgen - Backroom

Horde
Orc - STLs
Undead - GSAs
Tauren - AP
Troll - TLs
Blood elf - ETLs
Goblin - Presentation/Pricing

 

[SrTLRep]

I dun wanna be a troll 🙁 lol

 

[buliSBI]

To make it more even...

Alliance (Good TMs)
Human - Brand TMs, GSAs
Dwarf - Electronics,Presentation,Pricing
Night elf - TLs
Gnome - Cashiers, GSTMs, FATMs, CAs, GAs, Salesfloor
Draenei - Execs
Worgen - Backroom,Flow

Horde (Evil TMs)
Orc - Execs
Undead - Backroom,Flow, Electronics,Presentation,Pricing
Tauren - AP
Troll - TLs
Blood elf - Electronics,Presentation,Pricing
Goblin - Cashiers, GSTMs, FATMs, CAs, GAs, Salesfloor

 

[Barcode]

evil... hm....

come over to the dark side young CAs 😀

 

[redeye58]

Oh, this is gonna be good....:drool:

 

[Hardlinesmaster]

We need good ca's.

 

[dutifulTM]

I want to be able to recruit Bullseye as a pet.

 

[Lady Fitting Room]

Lol, oh, so I'm a gnome. Lovely. 😉

 

[redeye58]

Hey, I'm only human...

 

[buliSBI]

Bullseye Master (Dungeon Master): The store was hit by a mad rush last night. The closing zone was not complete. Multiple call outs and 8 hr between shifts delays. The DTL and Business Partners make a surprise visit. Red visit, -10 sales points.

 

[Barcode]

World of Spotcraft!

 

[Hardlinesmaster]

Lol, oh, so I'm a gnome. Lovely. 😉

Same here. I hope not too ugly.