Is it wrong to be SOOO tempted to make a Target RPG?

talan123

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#1
I came across this website and I instantly thought of Target this way.

You could go do missions and then instead of being attacked, you were stopped by guests.

Wizards would be the GSTL/GSA's, Salesfloor team members would be the warriors, the AP would be the rouge's, and the... ETL's would be the Barb's.

I'm thinking the end of the game would be a successful paycheck.
 

redeye58

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....the scanner on the PDT is a laser; key-carriers can ascend to the next level when they reach a door after conditions are met; fail & you're thrown into the compactor; if you prevail over a b*tchy guest, you advance - if not, you're demoted.
Oh, Talan, this has SO many possibilities!
 

commiecorvus

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#7
Plano team could be druids and you could set up the cafe/starbucks as the inn.
 
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#8
Haha! This reminds me of what my co-workers and I do when we're bored. Turn banal Target-y things into RPG terms and cliches.

What? Senior Team Lead is evolving!

Dun da dun da dun da dun da dun da

Senior Team Lead has evolved into... Executive Team Lead - Logisitics!
 

buliSBI

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#14
Going by WoW standards
Alliance
Human - Salesfloor
Dwarf - Electronics
Night elf - Flow
Gnome - Cashiers, GSTMs, FATMs, CAs, GAs
Draenei - Brand TMs
Worgen - Backroom

Horde
Orc - STLs
Undead - GSAs
Tauren - AP
Troll - TLs
Blood elf - ETLs
Goblin - Presentation/Pricing
 

buliSBI

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#16
To make it more even...

Alliance (Good TMs)
Human - Brand TMs, GSAs
Dwarf - Electronics,Presentation,Pricing
Night elf - TLs
Gnome - Cashiers, GSTMs, FATMs, CAs, GAs, Salesfloor
Draenei - Execs
Worgen - Backroom,Flow

Horde (Evil TMs)
Orc - Execs
Undead - Backroom,Flow, Electronics,Presentation,Pricing
Tauren - AP
Troll - TLs
Blood elf - Electronics,Presentation,Pricing
Goblin - Cashiers, GSTMs, FATMs, CAs, GAs, Salesfloor
 

buliSBI

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Bullseye Master (Dungeon Master): The store was hit by a mad rush last night. The closing zone was not complete. Multiple call outs and 8 hr between shifts delays. The DTL and Business Partners make a surprise visit. Red visit, -10 sales points.
 

commiecorvus

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#27
Hey goblins are cool, they're the Ferengis of Warcraft. So I guess that would make corporate goblins.
 

carnage286

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#28
ahahahaha I love this!!!

For every TM that's in the 5min drill automatic 450XP !!
Not in compliance -500XP and no Mana for 5hrs :facepalm:
In compliance 250XP and 2sec Mana regeneration for 1hr "have at your spells"

anything else guys..
 

commiecorvus

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#29
Guest services would get to wear plate to protect them from rabid guests.
Floor people would be leather.
Gstl plate I think
Tl and Etl would be clothies.
 
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#30
What would Pharmacy do since we rarely get to leave our "bubble"??? For that matter, what are Techs considered? I've never really asked...
 

commiecorvus

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#31
Pharmacy are alchemists of course. You would have to gather ingredients to fill prescriptions and you would make poisons. Of course you would be clothies too.
 

carnage286

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#33
When a ETL gives you a project its a quest and you need to acquire the rest of your team and other TM's from the area to help you.. **Bonus XP points if you finish before your 45.. **

ehh here comes a Orc with a question.. I swear some guest have that dumb Orc look to them.. Hi can I help you vanquish something?!
 

carnage286

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#36
Kinda can't wait for work tomorrow.. Gonna go on my first quest, "The hunt for the PDA of glory" then later on its a PvP on the way to the bathroom "Battle of the Bloated" and then its onward to respond to call of arms! "Red world call button 2nd request, Who will conquer it?"
 

redeye58

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#37
I will spend the eve on the morrow repelling ogres as they decend upon the service desk. I am a mere human but will wield my PDA mightily!
 
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#39
To make it more even...
Alliance (Good TMs)
Human - Brand TMs, GSAs
Dwarf - Electronics,Presentation,Pricing
Night elf - TLs
Gnome - Cashiers, GSTMs, FATMs, CAs, GAs, Salesfloor
Draenei - Execs
Worgen - Backroom,Flow
Horde (Evil TMs)
Orc - Execs
Undead - Backroom,Flow, Electronics,Presentation,Pricing
Tauren - AP
Troll - TLs
Blood elf - Electronics,Presentation,Pricing
Goblin - Cashiers, GSTMs, FATMs, CAs, GAs, Salesfloor
Flow team be farmers.
 

MorurDreamcat

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#48
Going by WoW standards
Alliance
Human - Salesfloor
Dwarf - Electronics
Night elf - Flow
Gnome - Cashiers, GSTMs, FATMs, CAs, GAs
Draenei - Brand TMs
Worgen - Backroom

Horde
Orc - STLs
Undead - GSAs
Tauren - AP
Troll - TLs
Blood elf - ETLs
Goblin - Presentation/Pricing
FOR THE HORDE! good thing I am staying on that side.I would hate to be Alliance.
 
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