Archived Man Arrested For Pissing All Over Video Games In Target Store

[Chimpie]

Last week, Anel Mujkanovic walked into a Target store in Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania. He then “took a handicap electric cart and drove around the store coming to a stop in the electronics aisle. After removing one set of urine soaked pants he exposed himself and began to urinate on video games and accessories.”

Link to the full article: http://goo.gl/pSwBor

 

[Kartman]

I guess it coulda been worse.

 

[qmosqueen]

or this

 

[Kartman]

The female restroom's the worst for sure. I've had to clean blood up before... all over the toilet, the floor. Bleagh...

 

[GlitterBerries]

I don't understand how women are that gross ! Never have I thought man I'm just gonna blast crap all over the walls and leave blood on toilet seats and the floor.

 

[qmosqueen]

I don't understand how women are that gross ! Never have I thought man I'm just gonna blast crap all over the walls and leave blood on toilet seats and the floor.

shit happens, so do accidents

 

[Kartman]

When three sides of the stall (and the toilet) are sprayed with shit, that's NO accident.

 

[Nauzhror]

shit happens, so do accidents

Refusing to clean up after yourself is never an accident.

 

[GlitterBerries]

shit happens, so do accidents

I know but to not wipe off the seat at least baffles me lol

 

[TallAPGuy]

Cart attendants are definitely not paid nearly enough.

 

[qmosqueen]

Cart attendants are definitely not paid nearly enough.

Our cart attendants get free food eve and Starbucks when shit happens.

 

[GlitterBerries]

Our cart attendants get free food eve and Starbucks when shit happens.

So their gift for cleaning shit is to get the shits

 

[dub88]

I guess it coulda been worse.

Yeahhhhhh i wouldve fought that dude... Just watching this made me angry

 

[Kartman]

I'd keelhaul the bastardo.

 

[redeye58]

I guess it coulda been worse.

Yeahhhhhh i wouldve fought that dude... Just watching this made me angry

I'd have poured scalding coffee down his ass.
He wouldn't be able to do THAT for awhile.

 

[redeye58]

Cart attendants are definitely not paid nearly enough.

Yeh, some of those code browns should warrant combat pay & a hazmat suit.

 

[Flabbergasted]

It amazes me the ability some people have to literally spray their shit on toilets, walls, even ceilings. I have seen shit on a bathroom ceiling. HOW does that happen? I think shit spraying ought to be classified as a superpower for some of these people. They get it everywhere except inside the toilet bowl.

 

[thetargetman]

When I went into the bathroom and seen the stalls covered in shit or all over the toilet I think to myself "who the fuck does this?!" are they not "ok" in the head or something?!

 

[redeye58]

When I went into the bathroom and seen the stalls covered in shit or all over the toilet I think to myself "who the fuck does this?!" are they not "ok" in the head or something?!

They're not "ok" in the a$$ either apparently.

 

[SFSFun]

It amazes me the ability some people have to literally spray their shit on toilets, walls, even ceilings. I have seen shit on a bathroom ceiling. HOW does that happen? I think shit spraying ought to be classified as a superpower for some of these people. They get it everywhere except inside the toilet bowl.

It's a combination of explosive diarrhea and a person who usually tries to hover and not touch the seat.