commiecorvus

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commiecorvus

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Found this on Facebook.
Since they mentioned Target couldn't help but bring it by.
Not a meme so much but a case of I couldn't decide where to put it.
But seriously?!
I can't wait for you folk to have to deal with crazies who want to tell you how Barbie is Satanic.



"Yoga Barbie" is at Target on the shelf.
Satan always comes as appearing innocent.
He will never come with horns and a pitchfork.
This Barbie has 5 guided meditations. Remember, Yoga IS Hinduism.
You cannot separate the poses from the religion.
Each pose is designed to invoke a Hindu deity in the spirit realm.
I have seen children get possessed by demons.
This Barbie also teaches you deep breathing(pranayama).
Her pet is also involved. Satan is after the children.
He wants to use them and indoctrinate them for his glory.
Then, when he is done, he will destroy them.
As your kids grow, they will get rebellious, depressed and many will be suicidal.
You won't understand what's happening as a parent.
God forbids all practices of eastern religion as a Christian.
You must remove all toys and clean your children's room of all demonic attachments.

Deuteronomy 18:10-12
 
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Found this on Facebook.
Since they mentioned Target couldn't help but bring it by.
Not a meme so much but a case of I couldn't decide where to put it.
But seriously?!
I can't wait for you folk to have to deal with crazies who want to tell you how Barbie is Satanic.



"Yoga Barbie" is at Target on the shelf.
Satan always comes as appearing innocent.
He will never come with horns and a pitchfork.
This Barbie has 5 guided meditations. Remember, Yoga IS Hinduism.
You cannot separate the poses from the religion.
Each pose is designed to invoke a Hindu deity in the spirit realm.
I have seen children get possessed by demons.
This Barbie also teaches you deep breathing(pranayama).
Her pet is also involved. Satan is after the children.
He wants to use them and indoctrinate them for his glory.
Then, when he is done, he will destroy them.
As your kids grow, they will get rebellious, depressed and many will be suicidal.
You won't understand what's happening as a parent.
God forbids all practices of eastern religion as a Christian.
You must remove all toys and clean your children's room of all demonic attachments.

Deuteronomy 18:10-12
Sounds like my aunt... she thought a action figure with a beasts arm was demonic
 

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Found this on Facebook.
Since they mentioned Target couldn't help but bring it by.
Not a meme so much but a case of I couldn't decide where to put it.
But seriously?!
I can't wait for you folk to have to deal with crazies who want to tell you how Barbie is Satanic.



"Yoga Barbie" is at Target on the shelf.
Satan always comes as appearing innocent.
He will never come with horns and a pitchfork.
This Barbie has 5 guided meditations. Remember, Yoga IS Hinduism.
You cannot separate the poses from the religion.
Each pose is designed to invoke a Hindu deity in the spirit realm.
I have seen children get possessed by demons.
This Barbie also teaches you deep breathing(pranayama).
Her pet is also involved. Satan is after the children.
He wants to use them and indoctrinate them for his glory.
Then, when he is done, he will destroy them.
As your kids grow, they will get rebellious, depressed and many will be suicidal.
You won't understand what's happening as a parent.
God forbids all practices of eastern religion as a Christian.
You must remove all toys and clean your children's room of all demonic attachments.

Deuteronomy 18:10-12
Hope that lady never sees a Warhammer figure. Or even Skeletor.
 
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