Target Memes

[RednTacky]

Yo dawg, i heard you like raises so we put a raise in your raise so you can raise while you raise.

Ah, there is the correct usage.

 

[mrknownothing]

Don't have time but I need to do one of these for turning the walkies off when you put them in the charger.
Anybody want to?

I HATE when people leave their walkies on in the cabinet! If I'm lucky enough that the cabinet was left unlocked, I have to turn them all off or it bothers the crap out of me!

 

[mrknownothing]

Here you go, commie...

 

[redeye58]

Typical equipment cabinet:
Only PDAs left are non-working ones, walkies left turned on, batteries tossed on the shelf (but none plugged in to charge), sign-out sheets are a week old & nothing is signed out correctly anyway.

How do we handle equipment? Disasterously.

 

[ShrikeDaddy]

I love this thread...

 

[redeye58]

^ROFL
His expression is PERFECT!

 

[ShrikeDaddy]

^ROFL
His expression is PERFECT!

You can't read that meme without Gene Wilder's voice. One of my favorite memes

 

[Dave Johnson]

 

[commiecorvus]

Here you go, commie...

/me does a happy dance.

 

[Ask Alexandria]

 

[Fast Service Needed In]

Edit: misspelled "you're" on accident, but so would she.

 

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[Fast Service Needed In]

My last one for the night.

 

[ShrikeDaddy]

 

[Dr Laytex]

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[mrknownothing]

Finding this template pretty much made my life...

 

[Ask Alexandria]

 

[Ask Alexandria]

 

[CartStryke]

I've gotten that a lot in the past. With everything we have to do at my store, we don't really have time to dry off every single cart, so we try to pack them in the back / side farthest from the door to help them dry off by air at least some. But I've had guests come up to me and say their cart is wet, look outside, see it raining like crazy, and go "yes, yes it is". It's also fun when they destroy the entire cartwell looking for that one dry cart.

 

[Dr Laytex]

I've gotten that a lot in the past. With everything we have to do at my store, we don't really have time to dry off every single cart, so we try to pack them in the back / side farthest from the door to help them dry off by air at least some. But I've had guests come up to me and say their cart is wet, look outside, see it raining like crazy, and go "yes, yes it is". It's also fun when they destroy the entire cartwell looking for that one dry cart.

When I was a TPS and someone would complain that their cart was wet I would say "It should be, I've been spitting on it all day.". I don't think everyone knew I was joking.

 

[pzychopopgroove]

Heh. #firstworldproblems

 

[AssetsProtection]

I've gotten that a lot in the past. With everything we have to do at my store, we don't really have time to dry off every single cart, so we try to pack them in the back / side farthest from the door to help them dry off by air at least some. But I've had guests come up to me and say their cart is wet, look outside, see it raining like crazy, and go "yes, yes it is". It's also fun when they destroy the entire cartwell looking for that one dry cart.

We dont have anything to dry the carts with at my store... How am I suppose to dry 100+ wet carts by myself..

 

[redeye58]

We dont have anything to dry the carts with at my store... How am I suppose to dry 100+ wet carts by myself..

Why, with your shirt of course! *rolls eyes at entitled guests*