I'm planning on making cards, because I'm stupid bored. Anyone wanna contribute their favorite Spot Valentine's Day pun? .... just thought of one for the inter-office relationship involving the use of the word 'spotting' but ... jesus god that's inappropriate...
let's try these instead.
Fast service needed in my heart. Second request. 15 seconds remaining. Who is responding? Happy Valentine's Day
QMOS be my valentine. Without you i'd go 8011. *gosh I hope that's the right number*
Can I have a raincheck on your heart?
This is your chocolate replenishment reminder. Who is responding?
This year, I hope you A.A.R. (with a picture of a pirate, get it?!) my valentine!
Sorry sir, I can only let you bring six bags of candy into the fitting room with you at a time.
This Valentine's day, I was going to ask you to vibe with me, but that sounds like a horrible HR nightmare waiting to happen. Happy Valentine's Day
Would you believe me if I told you my love was parked on 2280? Happy Valentine's Day
Code Yellow Code Yellow Code Yellow ... We're looking for a flying half-naked baby, wearing a diaper, sporting a bow and arrow .... he was last seen at the front lanes where he shot me in the rump.
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wow, this is forced and embarassing, but ... so is target. join in?
let's try these instead.
Fast service needed in my heart. Second request. 15 seconds remaining. Who is responding? Happy Valentine's Day
QMOS be my valentine. Without you i'd go 8011. *gosh I hope that's the right number*
Can I have a raincheck on your heart?
This is your chocolate replenishment reminder. Who is responding?
This year, I hope you A.A.R. (with a picture of a pirate, get it?!) my valentine!
Sorry sir, I can only let you bring six bags of candy into the fitting room with you at a time.
This Valentine's day, I was going to ask you to vibe with me, but that sounds like a horrible HR nightmare waiting to happen. Happy Valentine's Day
Would you believe me if I told you my love was parked on 2280? Happy Valentine's Day
Code Yellow Code Yellow Code Yellow ... We're looking for a flying half-naked baby, wearing a diaper, sporting a bow and arrow .... he was last seen at the front lanes where he shot me in the rump.
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wow, this is forced and embarassing, but ... so is target. join in?