One of the GSA and I have a running inside joke that we’re just gonna place my corpse in the nearest GSTL office if I ever die on the spot at SCO and see if they’ll try to turn in me into zombie and work me for free oops lmao
We do a similar one, but with more alcohol. Adios motherfucker.
You say goodbye, we say hello, and also, Adios Motherfucker! OK, we don’t say it, we drink it. This badass cocktail — which also goes by the name AMF or simply Adios — contains vodka, rum, gin, tequila, and Blue Curaçao, making this the kind of drink that’s pretty much guaranteed to make you loco in la cabeza in the best way possible.
1 oz. (30ml) Vodka
1 oz. (30ml) Rum
1 oz. (30ml) Gin
1 oz. (30ml) Tequila
2 oz. (60ml) Sweet & Sour Mix
1 oz. (30ml) Lemon Lime Soda
1 oz. (30ml) Blue Curaçao
Garnish: Lemon Slice, Cherry
1. Fill a glass with ice and pour in vodka, rum, gin, tequila sweet & sour, lemon lime soda and blue curaçao. Stir to mix.
2. Garnish with a lemon slice and a cherry.
We got full size coach buses of Chinese tourists who did not speak English at all. Luckily the tall blond kid in Starbucks took 4 years of Mandarin in high school. Funny to watch that interaction. They cleared out the Starbucks merch (which is made in China ironically).
Blessed are the children of the Red and Khaki. The Black Day of the Annual Apocolypse is upon us my children. The sacrificial time of eating only turkey scraps and cold pies of pumpkin in return of hours of hard labor and public ridicule are here. Be safe and I pray for your return to the Breakroom.
If all else fails....Purge the insanity. Baseball bats in Sporting Goods and knives in Kitchenwares and weapons of Level 4 or lower are now legal.