Archived Things you wish you could say to idiotic angry guests

[calimero]

Sorry ,we are all out of C batteries ,and flashlight ,and bread ....cause there is a hurricane close by !!!!
No I can't go look "out back " if we have some ,we just don't have any ,period !!!
Next time,buy your freaking batteries and flash light in december and you will be ready !!!!!

 

[redeye58]

....and bottled water, poptarts, beer, toilet paper, etc.
Welcome to hurricane season. lol

 

[pzychopopgroove]

"Looks like the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress!

 

[calimero]

When a guest ask for a help for a carry out during a hurricane warning (right when you get a downpour) for a basketball hoop and other crap like that , she pulls to the front of the door,automatically opens the trunk of her SUV and stays in her car .I simply want to say : f*** you b*****! Cause you really need that f****** hoop and Ottoman today !!!!

 

[TargetTeam]

I love it when guests get irritated they have to purchase drinks at food avenue not at the checklanes. I feel like saying hey this isn't K-Mart! Do you see a big K on the front of the store? NO! didn't think so! Go walk your behind over to food avenue yes I know it is such a pain all that walking!!!!

 

[3LetterDevil]

Sorry, it's not OUR fault your doctor didn't put the SIG on the RX and they haven't called us back yet....and NO, we can't just "make something up or take your word for it".