Archived What do you say when you are calling in?

[Poenomial]

What do you say if they actually ask you what's wrong?

Tell them it burns when you pee.

 

[redeye58]

Tell them it burns when you pee.

That & telling them that you can't get off the toilet are always show-stoppers.

 

[Deli Ninja]

Tell them it burns when you pee.

That & telling them that you can't get off the toilet are always show-stoppers.

Make sure you're in a good echoey room to get that "I literally cannot get off the toilet" effect!

 

[redeye58]

Yep, thank goodness for cordless phones.

 

[mrknownothing]

Tell them it burns when you pee.

That & telling them that you can't get off the toilet are always show-stoppers.

"Help, I've fallen in and I can't get up!"