Archived what to do with all this red and khaki?

[Kartman]

I'll probably leave the chains @ home.

 

[Sickofspot]

Why, Kartman? Why? My poor brain is conjuring up all kinds of mental pictures! Oh, the humanity! Lol

 

[Kartman]

OK I'll wear the chains.

 

[commiecorvus]

Why, Kartman? Why? My poor brain is conjuring up all kinds of mental pictures! Oh, the humanity! Lol

Because kilts are cool.

 

[Kartman]

A man in a kilt is a man and a half!

 

[signingminion]

A man in a kilt is a man and a half!

That is epic. I'd wear that.


But did it come in khaki?

 

[redeye58]

A man in a kilt is a man and a half!

'Til a strong wind comes thru....

 

[DoWork]

God damn it. Now, Etsy is going to be recommending me kilts for a month.

 

[Kartman]

But did it come in khaki?

Yes. I have a light khaki kilt and a dark khaki kilt. I have a red and black one on the way.

 

[DeadEnd]

How about shred red shirt with target logo on it and return to Human Resource on your last day with discount card and other target crap supplies.

 

[Kartman]

Yea that'll show em. They'll be all broken up and everything!

 

[Tardis77]

use any "Target" branded shirts as TP and then send it back to your ETL's

 

[Sickofspot]

^This

 

[redeye58]

^One way to find out who's had their biohazard training.....

 

[thetargetman]

Oil rags. Or walk into your store, and start giving bad guest service.

I would go back to the store and be a total asshole to all the guests!

 

[thetargetman]

I would wear a name badge too and start zoning a random area and when someone asked a question I respond with "Do I look like I work here?!"

 

[Loki]

Put the uniform on and then pop up at random huddles and give recognition. That's what I would do.