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To the two guests that I had to tell to get their two children out of the cage for the giant balls while they stood there laughing, are you f-ing stupid?

To all my fellow Electronics Team Members: You wanna fix it? With a Mix-It? o_O

Obscene? That looks awesome!

To that one Team Member that used the bathroom before me: I'm not sure what you ate/drank/took to make your urine reek to strongly but maybe you should consider laying off of it. If this seems rude to point out, then maybe you should also consider flushing the fricking toilet!

I hate it when a guest utters the phrase "...but it says online that you have it" or "...but the store in X says that you have some."

Operator: Phone call for toys. Me: Target toys, how can I help you? Guest on phone: Hi, I'm looking for a toy. The DPCI is XXX hyphen XX hyphen XXXX. Me: Okay. The Lala Loopsy doll? Is there a particular one you are looking for because that is an assortment number? Guest on phone: Yes...

To that one guest that got all mad, demanded to speak to a manager, and threatened to write an complaint email because we didn't have the PS4 games that a team member from earlier in the day said they would hold (said team member neglected to leave a note so myself and/or the other closing...

To new electronics TM #1: I do not thoroughly enjoy having to finish your CAFs, take your trash and backstock to the backroom, being told that there's "not that much reshop" and discover 1 - 3 carts hidden by the backwalls or in the aisles, most of which I have to re-sort because you didn't take...

To that one team member that just carelessly threw loose spider wraps into the boat, causing two of them to become horribly tangled, I guess you didn't learn from the massive tangle of 50+ wraps that we have in the stockroom, and I thoroughly did not enjoy trying to do my best to untangle them...

"That must mean it's free, right?" :angry: "What's the difference between DVD and Blu-ray?" Now this might be a fair question if the one TV wasn't playing the Blu-ray information clip 24/7.

If I'm not too busy, I would try to help. I might even venture over to C&D and look for the item. However, I frankly have little problem with pissing off a guest that thinks they know better when they really don't.

To that one guest on the phone: Floor lamp = electrical appliance. Floor lamp =/= electronics. Please stop telling me that you have the correct department when I tell you that you need to speak to someone in Furniture and not Electronics.

We ran out of tape at the electronics boat, and we electronics TMs were having a bit of trouble tracking down the TL to requisition to which this chain of notes resulted: TM1: Hey can we get some more tape? TM2: I second that we need some tape. Me: What do you guys need tape for? Aren't you...

To that one guest and guest's spouse that took all of the lenticular puzzles and then wrecked the entire puzzle wall looking for more, I would be so upset with you if I hadn't perfect zoned the puzzles 10 minutes ago, and there wasn't an entire endcap filled with lenticular puzzles directly...

To that one guest that found sign for the $42 portable dvd player from the sale last week that someone forgot to take down, thank you for actually being understanding and not raising a fuss at all. Thank you also to another guest that did the same with the $19 Cars 2 Bluray + DVD combos that...

To that one guest that wanted to get the $20 gift card offer applied to a different PS3 bundle because we were out of the 250GB bundle that was in the ad, in the time that you wasted trying to unsuccessfully convince myself, the electronics TL, and the hardlines ETL that we should do this...

Not quite a conversation but everyone was getting ready leave at TSC after a late close. Our ETL-GE was writing up Great Team Cards, and she asked me "Could you get your Great Team Card, and put it on the board?" To which I replied without thinking, "You put it on the board." As soon as the...

Any sympathy I might have had for the customer died when I read that.