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The store next door sells it, so I assumed you would...... Heard that one a lot.....

TTOG - I don't care how many times you try, your shopping cart is not going to fit up my behind.....seriously, hitting me once might have been an accident.....trying a couple more times because you were too busy looking anywhere but where you were going....earns you dumba-- of the year in my book!

TTOTM in HR - what the hell were you thinking scheduling someone for their first day in the BR at 12 o'clock on Sunday.....when we were already shorthanded.....and the person you assigned to train them wasn't even on the schedule.......leaving the poor guy to listen to me try to describe what to...

To that one guest who decided that it was easier to file a complaint against me instead of following the very easy instructions that I gave you (which involved maybe a dozen footsteps) since I couldn't help you.....please feel free to take your entitled butt on a long walk off a short...

TTOG - I'm not really sure what you thought you would accomplish by fussing at me that there was no one in the bakery - I'm dressed in freezer gear in July moving quickly across the store to get my pulls done from the front areas, and you were still in the middle of produce, and hadn't even...

To that one ETL that just recently got a sudden transfer - so long, don't let the door hit you on the way out! Now, if only we could get back some of the the people that you were personally responsible for running out of the door screaming into the night.....

TTOTM - I can honestly say I have mixed emotions about you getting your behind fired.....I'm not sure whether to cry tears of joy, or scream because I'm so happy you finally got what was coming to you....I will say when you wanted to work, you were good, but since you'd rather goof off 97% of...

TTOTM - I'm pretty sure that I missed the announcement that you had been promoted to queen of the backroom (when you don't even work there), but I'm pretty sure you have no reason to get involved with why there are CAF pulls still sitting in the back and calling the LOD to inform them that...

To the ETLs who worked this weekend with me - may your careers be short and trouble filled. When there are 4 of you standing around having a conversation when I have been deemed worthy of doing at least 2 peoples worth of work by MyTime, and no one bothers to lift a finger to help, something...

That's because they don't announce the random holidays.....much like they don't announce Thanksgiving, Christmas, Valentines Day.....they are all random surprise holidays they announce 2 days before they happen. Nothing funnier than the Greeting Card rack that is 5 people deep 15 minutes before...

I have two terms I use quite a bit to describe people - 1) Revolvers - The ones that the world revolves around. Everything is about them and no one else matters. 2) Squirrels - (If you've seen the movie "Up", you'll understand)....these are the ones who walk around with their eyes looking up...

Aren't they the swords that we provide for the kiddies to have fight with so that the guest can complain when they start hitting each other with them and then the loud cries and threats of lawsuits start?

I don't know who pissed me off more the other night when I was pushing a tub of merchandise to the floor - 1) The woman who stood with her cart right next to the tub and then was staring off into space trying to figure out where to go next 2) Her husband who stood there looking at me while...

To the ETLs who decided that today was the day to climb all over every little thing that I do.....I hope you heard my comment about kissing my ass as you were leaving the 3rd meeting today.....

I had a guest stop me last night.... G - "I'd like to ask you a question" M - "OK, what can I help you with?" Guest hands me a package of hamburger with a hole in the packaging, and then proceeds to walk off. I'm not always the smartest person, but how was that a question?

Try a paperbag. For the bananas or their head? :)

To the one guest who thought it was funny to get in front of me, and then keep starting and stopping at random points in the 20 feet I was following you to try and get off the floor.....I hope you heard what I muttered under my breath loud enough for you to hear.....it's been a long day, and we...

Especially fun when they do it in our store....the big rugs are right in front of the backroom doors...going in isn't so bad, because you can see them on the floor and avoid them, but coming out blind.....not so good......

To that one guest last night.....you hadn't even gotten up to the register yet, and you were asking me if they were going to open another lane.....glad to see patience is your strong suit......and thanks for being less than impressed when I told you I would let them know that they were being...

To that one team member that seems so worried about what I'm doing - I know what I'm doing, you don't really need to ask me every 5 minutes for an update.....especially when you disappear an hour before the end of your shift (when you are doing one thing in a specific location, it's easy to...