Drug Test for injury

[Tessa120]

I had something fall on my bad shoulder directly on the bad spot. I was iffy about seeking medical care, but decided the next morning to get it checked out because I was paranoid as fuck. The STL was not happy that the SrTL didn't immediately get me drug tested, and the only saving grace was that I had been unsure about seeing a doctor the night before when I left work. Had I said before leaving work that yes I did want to see a doctor I'd have been peeing in a cup that night.

 

[happygoth]

They can drug test me all they want. Nothing to see here.

 

[Captain Orca]

A little diclofenac may show up here.

 

[commiecorvus]

I wonder how the massive cocktail of meds I take would read.
I would probably have to warn them ahead of time what I'm taking in case it throws any false positives.

 

[Avocadioo]

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[Captain Orca]

Several times you have used the word or is it an acronym "fam". Explain.

 

[Captain Orca]

Acid will show up on certain drug tests. Remains in the follicles for months. Drop a tab and you'll be on the moon, bad stuff.

 

[Captain Orca]

Need a buzz? Slam down a 16 oz PBR then a few Jack shooters.

 

[happygoth]

Several times you have used the word or is it an acronym "fam". Explain.

Short for family

 

[happygoth]

Need a buzz? Slam down a 16 oz PBR then a few Jack shooters.

Or you could skip the hard liquor and drink a couple of real beers. 😁 🍻

 

[Tessa120]

I wonder how the massive cocktail of meds I take would read.
I would probably have to warn them ahead of time what I'm taking in case it throws any false positives.

Depends on the meds. My little cocktail of mood stabilizer, mood stabilizer/antiseizure, and antipsychotic dont trigger any questions.

Edit: If someone is on antianxiety meds or stimulants, better take the bottles with you.

 

[Captain Orca]

We used to just hammer down the industrial grade get the job done beer. Cheap and it worked. We had little to no class. PBR was the beer of choice in South Carolina.