Archived Fantasy Target

[HardlinesFour]

Um, Guys.. I think Dan stuck again...

 

[Retail Girl]

That's as bad as the day he did this:

 

[redeye58]

*me gets a basket & starts loading up zip ties, duct tape, bungees, degreaser, towels, first aid kit....

 

[daninnj]

*Drives car through Target doors.*

"Um, is there a drive thru for the pharmacy anywhere?

 

[Hardlinesmaster]

Carts, to the green doors...

 

[redeye58]

*Drives car through Target doors.*

"Um, is there a drive thru for the pharmacy anywhere?

Surrrrrrrrrrrrrrre! Just back out, take a right, take another right, take another right.....

 

[daninnj]

STIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINK BOMBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB!!!!!!!!!!

HAHAHAHa

 

[Hardlinesmaster]

Grabbing some fans from home improvement & degreaser from red.

 

[redeye58]

Ima gonna KILL that little Freakenstein!!
*takes cutlery from FA, hooks bottles of degreaser to my belt*

 

[HardlinesFour]

AP AP AP AP AP AP AP - PULL THE TAPE, I REPEAT, PULL THE TAPE AND DESTROY IT.

(attempts to intervene Red)

 

[redeye58]

*loss of cameras on several aisles near FA & SB amid screams*

 

[Hardlinesmaster]

Then, the power & lights goes out. The backup generator doesn't come on.

 

[redeye58]

*cue ominous music*
DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNN!!!

 

[Hardlinesmaster]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bW7Op86ox9g

 

[HardlinesFour]

Who's Missing?

 

[Hardlinesmaster]

Dan!

 

[HardlinesFour]

Poor Guy.. Besides his little antics, he was the best at selling service plans when we had him.

 

[redeye58]

*me fuming*
He got away! He's hiding somewhere in the backroom!

 

[Hardlinesmaster]

Seeing Dan & starting a new chase...
why i am hearing this music in the background?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wK-b5PLhrEI&list=RD02qei_ccdgTMU

 

[HardlinesFour]

Seeing Dan & starting a new chase...
why i am hearing this music in the background?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wK-b5PLhrEI&list=RD02qei_ccdgTMU

Who Knows, I thought our power was gone....

 

[redeye58]

It's our own personal theme songs.
I think Dan's is theme from "Rocky Horror Picture Show".

 

[Hardlinesmaster]

Dan's theme:
http://youtu.be/Rtkdo7bOmJc
Time warp from rocky horror

 

[redeye58]

He does seem to flip from one time zone to another....

 

[Hardlinesmaster]

Blasting his iPod...

 

[HardlinesFour]

Blasting his iPod...

Why does this iPod have a Countdown Timer on it?