Archived Fantasy Target

[shepardofthecarts]

yumm yumm marshmallows ablaze

 

[redeye58]

*bringing the graham crackers & chocolate*

 

[shepardofthecarts]

dont forget the telescopings roasters in see spot wait the the heck was that? red you hear that?

 

[daninnj]

*Grabs a Marc Jacobs dress. How do I look?

 

[Hardlinesmaster]

Not too bad, the heels are a nice touch too.

 

[shepardofthecarts]

lol work it daninnj

 

[commiecorvus]

Got a thong to go with that?

 

[redeye58]

Got a thong to go with that?

OK, I don't wanna conjure that image no matter HOW cute he looks in the dress & heels.

 

[Hardlinesmaster]

The song, i am so sexy, so sexy. Comes to mind.
http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=39YUXIKrOFk&desktop_uri=/watch?v=39YUXIKrOFk

 

[HardlinesFour]

Does anyone remember the "red & khaki TM runway"...?

 

[HardlinesFour]

Is it just me hearing things.. or is Dan on our intercom?

 

[Hardlinesmaster]

Hearing the sounds of running high heel shoes away from a nearby price checker phone..

 

[redeye58]

*me filling up the degreaser bottles & sharpening my new knives*

me likes the sound of steel....

 

[HardlinesFour]

Has anyone spotted him? Can't find him on the monitors..

 

[Hardlinesmaster]

Hiding in pfresh?

 

[redeye58]

I hear heels clicking over around the air freshener aisle!
Ewwwwww! What's that SMELL?! Like a Turkish whor--- eh, horror!

 

[HardlinesFour]

Who keeps setting off all these call buttons?

 

[Hardlinesmaster]

watches staticsun walking away from a call button, headed to another one...

 

[Retail Girl]

And where the heck is the hoop hut?

 

[Hardlinesmaster]

look for the circle of ballons.

 

[Retail Girl]

We don't have one of those! Who's the clown that changed the indyme?

 

[Hardlinesmaster]

dan or sun, is my bet. they have the knowledge & access. hmmmm, i think i hear some clicking heels, right now near a call button.

 

[daninnj]

I don't understand how there's a Target since I burned it down.

 

[commiecorvus]

I don't understand how there's a Target since I burned it down.

They grow back like mushrooms.

 

[redeye58]

Yep, they're a fungus among us