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*Stuffs toilets with paper towels. Flushes multiple times. Laughs mechanically at overflowing water,
 
Ok, that's enough of that.
/me dismantles a bunch of bungee BTC chairs makes a huge net, and goes hunting.
 
commiecorvus said:
Ok, that's enough of that.
/me dismantles a bunch of bungee BTC chairs makes a huge net, and goes hunting.
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I am getting some web shooters, water pellet shooter & marshmallow launcher, from the new toys reset. I have to stop by market, to get gallon jugs of water & jumbo sized marshmallows. Those bigs ones are real tasty.
I am using the iron man mask & captain America shield for defense.
 
Attention LOD can you switch to 4.

....

Hey I'm going to check the bathrooms I hear a bunch of noi...Holy Crap!

*Water starts to slowly inching from the restrooms*
 
I hope you enjoy your own personal Ganges River, Target!
 
/me weights the corners of the net, drops it in a reinforced signing cardboard tube with a couple of cans of Dust-Off in the back then mounts it on the wave.
Whipping up and down the aisles on rabbit, I get a clear shot at daninnj.
ThOOM, the net shoots out of the tube and only half tangles the crazed TM.
"Quick HLM, take him now."
 
commiecorvus said:
/me weights the corners of the net, drops it in a reinforced signing cardboard tube with a couple of cans of Dust-Off in the back then mounts it on the wave.
Whipping up and down the aisles on rabbit, I get a clear shot at daninnj.
ThOOM, the net shoots out of the tube and only half tangles the crazed TM.
"Quick HLM, take him now."
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ahhh! he hit me with those 6 inch pump shoes! ouch!
 
Code blue is when ap gets a shoplifter. In this case, Danny got me again, in the head & with those red pumps again. I am putting some bandages on it now & filling out the paperwork with th pharmacist. She is laughing about her favorite crazy guest again.
What a day!
Commie, did you see Carts any where?
 
OK got Dann netted up.
This time we'll duct tape to the green rack and lock him in the cooler.
Lets get Hardlines head bandaged and this mess cleaned up before a guest gets hurt.
 
*walks up to display phone in phone aisle.

"Hello? I'd like to order a pizza"
 
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