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Ummmmmm, we don't have any!
We're COMPLETELY OUT!
Yeh, you'll have to go to Walmart!
*runs to get AP*
 
redeye58 said:
Ummmmmm, we don't have any!
We're COMPLETELY OUT!
Yeh, you'll have to go to Walmart!
*runs to get AP*
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*Sorry it took so long but I'm back*

Red, what exactly can be done with the light bulbs? Is he planning to smash a ton?
 
With this guy, anything's possible.
Just keep him in your sights.
 
*Steals work boots from Shoes. Takes whole aisle of lightbulbs from cart and drops them on the racetrack. Gets a radio from electronics and starts playing "Walking on Broken Glass" by Annie Lennox on an infinite loop. Goes back to racetrack and starts crushing lightbulbs with stolen work boots.
 
daninnj said:
*Steals work boots from Shoes. Takes whole aisle of lightbulbs from cart and drops them on the racetrack. Gets a radio from electronics and starts playing "Walking on Broken Glass" by Annie Lennox on an infinite loop. Goes back to racetrack and starts crushing lightbulbs with stolen work boots.
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Which way did he go?
 
Now everyone of us was made to suffer
Everyone of us was made to weep
But we've been hurting one another
And now the pain has cut too deep
So take me from the wreckage
Save me from the blast
Lift me up and take me back
Don't let me keep on walking
I can't keep on walking on broken glass


*crackle crackle crackle*
 
daninnj said:
Now everyone of us was made to suffer
Everyone of us was made to weep
But we've been hurting one another
And now the pain has cut too deep
So take me from the wreckage
Save me from the blast
Lift me up and take me back
Don't let me keep on walking
I can't keep on walking on broken glass


*crackle crackle crackle*
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Tackles Daninnj to the ground. This time I'm putting you in the sweep trailer.
 
Wow, what a mess.
/me gets a broom and starts sweeping up.
 
"Uh oh! Can I have that sweetie? Miss, Could you please take your children around the broken glass?" I'll stand watch.
 
Thanks RetailGirl.
Grabs rolls of duct tape and cardboard and yellow hazard tape to keep the idiot guests out.
 
This sweeps trailer is very hot! Can I at least have a fan? And where do I go to the bathroom?
 
daninnj said:
Can I at least have my radio???
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I re-acquisitioned it for the cash office. The new GSA has been complaining about how silent that bomb shelter/office is.
TargetOldTimer said:
You can't fool us... No One open that door!!
Hey, do you hear th......... (oldtimer suddenly disappears from sight)
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I locked that door.

Hardlinesmaster said:
Ap215 or carts, what happen to oldtimer?
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I'm checking on that now....

Can someone make sure Reverse Logistics is picking up the trailer?
 
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This should take care of the heat problem and the whining.
/me takes out the power washer and soaks down the the sweeps trailer.
"Cooler now?"
 
ap215 said:
I re-acquisitioned it for the cash office. The new GSA has been complaining about how silent that bomb shelter/office is.
I locked that door.
I'm checking on that now....
Can someone make sure Reverse Logistics is picking up the trailer?
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commiecorvus said:
This should take care of the heat problem and the whining.
/me takes out the power washer and soaks down the the sweeps trailer.
"Cooler now?"
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Dc says that they will pickup sweeps on tomorrow.
 
*cuts a door through wall of trailer.

I'M FREE!!!! FREEEEEEEEE!!!
 
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