Archived Fantasy Target

[redeye58]

blasting his ipod...

why does this ipod have a countdown timer on it?

??!!!
Lod, evacuate!! Clear the decks!!

 

[Hardlinesmaster]

Calling alert 1!
Everyone to the nearest exit & meet at the meeting place. Please leave calmly.

 

[HardlinesFour]

any word or updates?

 

[HardlinesFour]

The store is CLEARED. We are all supposed to return to our work centers.

HLM, can you tell HR that Dan filled out a application.

 

[redeye58]

Did you tell him that the "resident arsonist" position is already taken?

 

[daninnj]

*Points* "That's where I saw the leprechaun! He told me to burn things!"

 

[redeye58]

BURN things?!
That's my MICROWAVE, you flame-brain!!
And don't be trash-talking my cooking, either!

 

[daninnj]

*Takes 20 microwaves from microwave aisle and plugs them all in power strip in the breakroom connected to five extension cords that are connected to ten three-way plugs connected to ten other power strips with 15 hair dryers on the hottest setting. Puts wads of aluminum foil in the microwaves and puts them on 100% power*

 

[redeye58]

CODE RED TO THE BREAKROOM!!!
*me grabs my fire extinguisher & runs to breakroom*

 

[Barcode]

Hmmm where did all the fire extinguishers go?

 

[daninnj]

I put them in the microwaves too, so sorry.

 

[Hardlinesmaster]

Grabbed some cat litter to throw on the fire. That may put it out.

 

[daninnj]

I doused the cat litter beforehand with gasoline. Try again.

 

[Barcode]

Well looks like I'll be having my lunch in the GE office for a while.... Great....

 

[commiecorvus]

I've got a cart load of flour and salt from dry goods.
Once we smother the flames we can add water and make matzo.

 

[Hardlinesmaster]

Did anyone notice the big bag of popcorn kernels missing from fa?

 

[NoRedCards]

I'll grab the butter from the dairy cooler.....

 

[redeye58]

*sigh*
Bringing the marshmallows, chocolate & graham crackers....

 

[Hardlinesmaster]

i got the mallow skewers from seasonal & popcorn buckets from chips aisle....

 

[NoRedCards]

Hey, who stashed all the clearance heaters in the dairy cooler, and then turned them all on?

 

[HardlinesFour]

Ssh! The Dairy Cooler is where we stash the Secert stash of "QMOS-ED" expensive Beer..

Your gonna ruin the secert getaway for all of us.

 

[Hardlinesmaster]

Running for the cooler with a shopping cart to save the beer. Moving to the "secured" refrigerator area.

 

[NoRedCards]

Paying off the armed guard for access....

 

[lovecats]

Paying off the armed guard for access....

We have an armed guard? Oh, wait, this is Fantasy Target. Never mind.ardon:

 

[kingpin003]

Paying off the armed guard for access....

We have an armed guard?

They don't call them Assets Protection for nothing.