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*loud popping noises with liquid gushing sound from back area of FA, followed by angry shrieks

The fountain hoses are blowing! Syrup is squirting all over!
WHERE'S THE D@MN VENDOR?!?
CART ATTENDANT, I NEED A CLEAN-UP AND - ahhhhh, forget it! Get me a freakin' water hose!
And a change of clothes, too.....@#$%!!
 
redeye58 said:
*loud popping noises with liquid gushing sound from back area of FA, followed by angry shrieks

The fountain hoses are blowing! Syrup is squirting all over!
WHERE'S THE D@MN VENDOR?!?
CART ATTENDANT, I NEED A CLEAN-UP AND - ahhhhh, forget it! Get me a freakin' water hose!
And a change of clothes, too.....@#$%!!
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We are coming for clean up..... Red is covered in mess. Gstl to starbux, please...
 
*squishing noises while wringing out shirt*

Green. It just had to be green....
 
redeye58 said:
*squishing noises while wringing out shirt*

Green. It just had to be green....
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Red, here is my magic stick. Hope it helps :)
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/me heads for the HR-ETL's office, takes a hammer to the lock and grabs prize shirts in different sizes.

"Here you go redeye, something a bit less sticky."
 
Grabs the spray wane & rinsing the floor. Man, it's sticky & gooy!
Gs on the radio: lod to gs!
Me: on my way!
Now, i am covered with green on my pants. Missed the shirt, yeah!
 
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*mopping green icee toward floor drain

Anyone see the icee vendor yet? Is the SFT in the house?
No icees or drinks 'til the pumps are fixed.
*sign* my shoes are green, too...
 
Dealing with angry guests at gs.
Guest: I want my refund on return now on iPad now!
Me: receipt please?
Guest: paid cash & I have no slip.
Me: we are unable to do return w/o the slip. Here is spot gs number.
What a day!
 
GIMME A NEW IPAD!!! THIS ONE I THREW ON THE FL... erm... CAME CRACKED IN THE PACKAGE!
 
daninnj said:
GIMME A NEW IPAD!!! THIS ONE I THREW ON THE FL... erm... CAME CRACKED IN THE PACKAGE!
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If you did retain the receipt, and it was damaged on our property I will accept the return. Just don't expect us to replace it if you dropped it after you walked of the side walk.
 
ap215 said:
I'm AP. Target's internal security team. We eat crazies like you everyday.
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Ooohhh, so now you're a cannibal. It's that illegal in 50 states? Well, Detective Lecter, you won't be eating me for dinner! I'm going to Walmart where they return everything!!!
 
daninnj said:
Ooohhh, so now you're a cannibal. It's that illegal in 50 states? Well, Detective Lecter, you won't be eating me for dinner! I'm going to Walmart where they return everything!!!
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Good Luck with that. They give enough trouble with returns with receipts. I doubt there going to take back your iPad. And I offered to accept the return...
 
Sink area cleaned up & a change of clothes; sneakers still squish when I walk & they're green; pumps wired back together......
Okay, it's showtime!
 
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