Archived Foul Smells from the Fitting Room

[zabbaza]

Does anyone else's store have an issue with stinky guests? Every once in a while I'll go to do fitting room checks only to be greeted by a disgusting stench like vomit or rotting corpse feet. Of course I never find the source of it. But it's so gross. I have to spray the crap out of the room and then wipe everything down.

 

[theissueoftissue]

Carpet or tile floor?

 

[can't touch this]

ask an LOD to requisition a few of these and hang em up high

 

[NPC]

Ours definitly smells like feet. It just smells like someone's gross house. We febreeze ours.

 

[theissueoftissue]

Ours definitly smells like feet. It just smells like someone's gross house. We febreeze ours.

Isn’t everyone barefoot in California I mean that would explain it

 

[NPC]

Isn’t everyone barefoot in California I mean that would explain it

Actually yes. People wear these gross ass flip flops made of foam or plastic, so they get these nasty ass clamy feet, mixing with dirt on the ground making this gross, gray, slurry of foot funk. Then it gets rubbed into the carpet when they take them off.

This image makes me want to die.

 

[Kartman]

I have the weirdest boner.

 

[theissueoftissue]

Actually yes. People wear these gross ass flip flops made of foam or plastic, so they get these nasty ass clamy feet, mixing with dirt on the ground making this gross, gray, slurry of foot funk. Then it gets rubbed into the carpet when they take them off.

This image makes me want to die.

Damn hippies

 

[NPC]

I have the weirdest boner.

You and jake probably.

 

[Kartman]

Fear not - it's gone.

sure was weird, though

 

[2Spooky4U]

No, but it gets r e a l l y dusty. Also we keep getting people trying to fuck in there.

 

[NPC]

Fear not - it's gone.

sure was weird, though

oh shit did he get banned again?

 

[Kartman]

 

[Badjedidude]

I've dealt with people (allegedly) doing drugs and (allegedly) masturbating in the fitting rooms before, so...

...there are lots of smells. Yup.

Allegedly.

 

[SugarSugar]

Once went to train at another store for electronics specialist position and omg, one of the team members smelled homeless. you know that smell when someone hasnt showered in a couple weeks. I dont know how the co-workers work with him on a daily.

 

[Kartman]

I'd spray Febreze all over them and LOL.

 

[Ahem]

At one point, there was a petrified turd that everyone could smell but not find in a fitting room. It was eventually found. But mostly we've just had a bunch pee and coffee incidents. Back then the rooms were carpeted and they didn't get cleaned right away so the smell starts to live in the carpet and whenever it rains and guests brought all that moisture in with them it made the mix of smells rise up again.

 

[Kartman]

A petrified turd has no odor.

don't ask me how I know...

 

[NKG]

At an old job, we had a lady fill up a bladder pad and then continued to pee all over the floor. There was so much urine we had to buy industrial stuff to clean it up. It looked like a dishwasher flooded.

 

[sprinklesontop]

At an old job, we had a lady fill up a bladder pad and then continued to pee all over the floor. There was so much urine we had to buy industrial stuff to clean it up. It looked like a dishwasher flooded.

It's weird shit like this that makes me fear getting OLD !!! How does it all go sooooo WRONG ?!?!? I hope to God I have control of my "faculties" (whatever those really are?) when I'm old as dirt.

 

[Noiinteam]

I'm older, not quite dirt age but I learned quickly to cross my legs when I sneeze now to stop pee leakage, lol

 

[YoNanas]

Does anyone else's store have an issue with stinky guests? Every once in a while I'll go to do fitting room checks only to be greeted by a disgusting stench like vomit or rotting corpse feet. Of course I never find the source of it. But it's so gross. I have to spray the crap out of the room and then wipe everything down.

Stinky guests annoy me. They go to market all the time. Especially those that smell like piss and cigarettes combined. And those that smell drunk as fuck. Then there are those who stink like their closet is in the kitchen and then the clothes they wear smell like the gross food they eat. When the stinky guests come my way I go MIA until I think they vacated the area.

 

[RhettB]

We have this regular that smells like an old fashioned out house

 

[Ahem]

A petrified turd has no odor.

don't ask me how I know...

Let me reword. Fitting room turd didn't start out petrified lol. There was an awful poo smell that no one could find the origin of, then eventually someone found the poop rock.