Archived Hey team, do we carry?

[GSA2ExpressPls]

Heard yesterday: do we carry gun cleaning supplies?

Nope. We do not.

 

[Pikachu Libre]

Omg same!

Mattel just launched a new Polly Pocket reboot line, we'll probably get them eventually.

 

[mandie89]

We also literally have a book call seeking Allah, finding Jesus, for sale... lol.

We sell KJV at my store. And then a spanish bible, but that’s it.

 

[Militantagnostic]

Heard yesterday: do we carry gun cleaning supplies?

Nope. We do not.

I heard they sell Gun Oil in HBA though

 

[BigEyedPhish]

Hey Team do we carry.....*long pause*.... "Milk for Cow Udders"?

Me and like 3-4 other TM's just looked at each other like our minds blew up.

cuz they did.

 

[sprinklesontop]

We carry 3 bibles currently in books. 2 kid ones & the purple bible.

What religion is purple?

 

[GoodyNN]

The Church of the Crying Doves.

 

[Hardlinesmaster]

It make it gifted?

 

[masterofalltrades]

I once had a woman ask me if we carry Bibles, and her husband snarked "Naw probly not cuz it's offensive to Muslims!" Lmao that must be why we had a shitton of Jesus stationery in seasonal block every single Christmas

We do in fact carry Bibles in entertainment, at least in my store.

 

[CeeCee]

Do you sell tap shoes?

 

[GSA2ExpressPls]

What religion is purple?

The "this doesn't even taste like grape" one.

 

[OneArmedJesus]

"Hey do we sell pokémon cards?:

 

[redeye58]

Hey Team do we carry.....*long pause*.... "Milk for Cow Udders"?

You sure they weren't looking for Bag Balm?
It's a stiff Quinoline salve used to prevent cows' udders from chafing but - like horse mane shampoo - it's gained popularity for human cosmetic use, namely for cracked heels & cuticles.

 

[can't touch this]

side effects are generally mild and may include excessive lactation, mooing and an appetite for grass

 

[busyzoningtoys]

I shit you not, this was said today at my store.

“Hey team, do we sell light bulbs?”

 

[BigEyedPhish]

You sure they weren't looking for Bag Balm?
It's a stiff Quinoline salve used to prevent cows' udders from chafing but - like horse mane shampoo - it's gained popularity for human cosmetic use, namely for cracked heels & cuticles.

No...

I am sure.

That I am not sure... So, are we also now supposed to be Expert Equestrians?

 

[Yetive]

Do you sell tap shoes?

We do.

 

[busyzoningtoys]

We do.

Wut

 

[CeeCee]

We do.

Nooo - really? I told her I didn’t know and sent her to the shoe section. Are they in stores or online only?

 

[GSA2ExpressPls]

Nooo - really? I told her I didn’t know and sent her to the shoe section. Are they in stores or online only?

Don't feel bad. Been with Spot since last year and just figured out we sell tutus and ballet flats like a week ago.

 

[BullseyeBlues]

Nooo - really? I told her I didn’t know and sent her to the shoe section. Are they in stores or online only?

They’re usually in girls clothes by the dance/gymnastics leotards and stuff, along with ballet slippers, tights, and leg warmers. They’re only in a limited range of little girls’ shoe sizes though.

 

[busyzoningtoys]

They’re usually in girls clothes by the dance/gymnastics leotards and stuff, along with ballet slippers, tights, and leg warmers. They’re only in a limited range of little girls’ shoe sizes though.

Wait, is this a most stores thing? Totally checking tomorrow.

 

[BullseyeBlues]

Wait, is this a most stores thing? Totally checking tomorrow.

Yeah, check along wherever they put the kids basics stuff in softlines.

 

[WestLoggy]

I heard they sell Gun Oil in HBA though

Yup ... we sure do. Can't keep it in stock. Big time sales. Lots of yawning, smiling college dudes walking around the store.

 

[WestLoggy]

Operator: "Heyyyyyyyyyy team. Do we sell those magnet things that unlock cases?"

AP: "Please switch to three"