I can top that:
> be at Service Desk
> guest: oh, hi, I've never tried the Order Pickup before, but I would like [some item somewhere in the store]
> me: oh, okay, do you have your ID or the e-mail for the order?
> g: no, I just told you I've never done it before. Can you just get the item for me?
> m: [being still in Can I help you find something? attitude, nice and shit] Oh, no, allow me to explain how OPU and Drive Up work, you place your order on the Target app, and within 2 hours, we'll have it ready for you to pick up or take it out to your car, depending on which method you selected! š
> g: I have a back injury and I don't have two hours. Just get the item for me.
> m: Hmmm... I can't leave the desk unattended, but let me ask for some help. [Radio the GSA]
> g: Okay, thanks. [Goes to sit on motorized scooter to wait on GSA and presumably her item]
> GSA: What's up?
> m: (explain situation)
> GSA: Siiiiiiiiiiiiigh. Fine. [Returns with trivial item for guest]
Guest checks out at my GS register.
Walks out the door just fine.
YES DESK!