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[SomeBodysSlave]

Fake Target employee stole 41 cellphones, police say | Fox News

 

[BoxCutter]

"Hi, I'm Jim. I'm here to check the lock on the safe in the cash office ..."

"Oh, OK, Jim, right this way..."

 

[SomeBodysSlave]

100 years ago when I went to the TWT orientation -- I had to wear red & crappy to look like the other drones -- on my way home I had to stop at another store to say hello to my sons girlfriend of the week --- walking through the store everybody was saying - "Hello -- new here" ----- A few days later - same thing but I was wearing my green maintenance shirt ---- people wouldn't even make eye contact

 

[Circle9]

Sorely tempted this weekend to put on a fake mustache and show up saying I'm there to inventory the iPads and could somebody open the stockroom door for me? This large bag I'm carrying? That's, uh for paperwork. Yeah. Paperwork.

Also I'm guessing this is related to some email that went out a week or so ago about looking out for unfamiliar vendors and coworkers. And the AP-BP(I think this is what they were?) our store got where I got a mini lecture about people signing in at receiving.

 

[SomeBodysSlave]

"Hi" -- I'm the bicycle tester -- I'll be right back" --- to Huffys later -- someone noticed --

 

[Circle9]

"Hi" -- I'm the bicycle tester -- I'll be right back" --- to Huffys later -- someone noticed --

Our signing specialist actually got a bunch of "give me a test ride!" signs to put on our bikes. He refused and I don't think anybody's going to have a problem with that.

 

[Joejoe12]

Our signing specialist actually got a bunch of "give me a test ride!" signs to put on our bikes. He refused and I don't think anybody's going to have a problem with that.

We got this to my STL laughed and said why don't we just tel the guest to walk out with out paying

 

[Ringwraith917]

Our signing specialist actually got a bunch of "give me a test ride!" signs to put on our bikes. He refused and I don't think anybody's going to have a problem with that.

The bike sign says "TRY ME" and encourages the guests to test drive the bike IN STORE. Facepalm. They're up in my store.

 

[redeye58]

That's begging for a lawsuit.

Good to 'see' you again, SBS!

 

[SomeBodysSlave]

That's begging for a lawsuit.

Good to 'see' you again, SBS!

I'm in & out -- been very busy with my NRA ( did he say NRA ) - instructor certifications

 

[BlueSide]

There was a redwire to remove those signs and put the old category signs up. @redeye58 @Ringwraith917 @Joejoe12 @Circle9

 

[Hardlinesmaster]

We don't have the try me signs.

 

[signingminion]

We don't have the try me signs.

Mine came in the interstore mail with the pogs. Checked the set notes/ redwire/mysupport before we got to them.

 

[redeye58]

The bike sign says "TRY ME"

Sounds like something SBS would wear on a T-shirt while carrying.

 

[SomeBodysSlave]

Every so often when I'd go up to Ptomaine Ave. for a break -- I'd take off my gray shirt -- I had a T-shirt printed --- on the back it said --

"I'm on break -- leave me alone" !

I was ordered not to wear it

 

[redeye58]

Geez, party-poopers.....

 

[thetargetman]

I still have my old name tag... I could dress in red and khaki and claim to be from corp.