Target Memes

[oath2order]

Anybody remember the year we had the tissue boxes for BTS with letters on them?
I swear we had to fix them every day because people would turn them into assorted swear words etc.
The most creative/interesting one said Jesus Licks.
I'm pretty sure about half of them were done by TMs.

HI YES YOU HAVE CAUGHT ME.

 

[RXninja]

I know this meme is old, but I think that's me in the picture, where did you get it?

 

[oath2order]

this is gnna be good

 

[Dr Laytex]

I know this meme is old, but I think that's me in the picture, where did you get it?

I just did a google image search of target team members boxes, or target team members working. I don't know what site it came from.

 

[dannyy315]

 

[mrknownothing]

We all have that one cashier...

 

[thatcashierdude]

We all have that one cashier...

Heh, in all seriousness I know what you're talking about. Easier to give them "their" lane back than try to fight it lol...

 

[Kompa]

 

[oath2order]

Setting peg-hook-heavy POGs while peg-hook-blindness sets in

aka fuck the cotton swabs and fuck the hair accessories

 

[buliSBI]

 

[commiecorvus]

Not here too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[NitroKing2110]

When I hear that in addition to zoning seasonal, MMB, Toys, and Infants, being the first point of call for backup throughout the shift (and getting reamed if I don't respond), and helping guests in Electronics, not to mention Photo, and find time for a 15 (which I'm talking if they like it or not) in a three and a half hour shift the STL and ETL-SF want me to go through MMB, find the outs, and check ALL alternate locations and fill them from those:

 

[konk]

3 1/2 doesn't get a 15

 

[NitroKing2110]

3 1/2 doesn't get a 15

In a 5-hour state, it does.

 

[konk]

I stand corrected

 

[Kartman]

Forty six and two are just ahead of me...

 

[Guest]

This is probably how everyone feels when they are asked this.

 

[PugMuffin]

Forty six and two are just ahead of me...

Good song.

 

[RunForACallBox]

This is probably how everyone feels when they are asked this.

When I used to wear my Target Volunteers shirt I had a woman ask me is I was getting paid or was I really volunteering. I mean the shirt is s little misleading of you don't understand.

 

[konk]

Everything's "misleading" to Target guests. They probably all make more than us too.

 

[Hardlinesmaster]

This is probably how everyone feels when they are asked this.

Spell check? You have a degree, too.

 

[Guest]

I didn't make the meme. I just forward it along. You wouldn't arrest a guy who's just delivering drugs from one guy to another.

 

[mrknownothing]

I didn't make the meme. I just forward it along.

I can attest to this. I've seen it on other sites before. Some uneducated retail employee doesn't know how to spell.

 

[Hardlinesmaster]

I didn't make the meme. I just forward it along. You wouldn't arrest a guy who's just delivering drugs from one guy to another.

You should of fixed it. Oh wait, then you would complain about it.

 

[Guest]

Of is a helping verb? We'll, I guess you learn something new every day.