Archived The great sparkly glitter plague

[can't touch this]

Tis the season to be covered in random sparkles from head to foot, you can try to rinse it out of your hair in the shower but your efforts are futile...the glitter is accumulating in my brain and making me more fabulous by the second

it's actually starting to pile up in drifts in several corners of our seasonal block. I tried sweeping it up once because it made the floor hella slick but all that did was kick up a huge cloud that went up my nose, welp

oh yeah and the Threshold Bottlebrush wreath, DPCI 065-15-6692. Holy fuck this thing sheds more glitter than a hobo sheds dandruff. It was in a pull yesterday and someone brought it out on a three tier and you can see the red glitter trail all the way from the waco thru the store to the shelf lmao

 

[TTGOz]

Are you sure you're not just fabulous and that's all it is??

 

[Militantagnostic]

 

[NeoDarikona]

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Some of us would be very excited to discover that by accident. I'm not gonna lie, I might have covered myself on purpose with glitter when I was hauling out boxes of ornaments during Christmas.

 

[can't touch this]

I'm not gonna lie, I might have covered myself on purpose with glitter

for what purpose

 

[NeoDarikona]

for what purpose

I considered it entertaining and I could joke with my TLs that I was extra fabulous that day. When I flexed seasonal, I had two choices as far as I was concerned: dump it on me now and embrace it for fun, or try to avoid it and be covered in it anyways because half of our boxes in the backroom were pretty ragged and stored up high in the steel. One way or another, I was gonna be glittery after twelve hours.

 

[redeye58]

No matter how hard you try to avoid it you end up looking like you just had a throw-down with Tinkerbell.

 

[qmosqueen]

 

[can't touch this]

me_pushing_seasonal.gif

 

[HLN13]

Lol that wreath has 1 star on target.com and some bad reviews about the glitter

 

[OneGoodEar]

Oh, I really hated that glitter.

 

[can't touch this]

Lol that wreath has 1 star on target.com and some bad reviews about the glitter

yeah I lol'd at that

you already know what they're going to say before clicking too...ordered ugly wreath, got a GLITTERBOMB

 

[NPC]

It's great returning holiday shit all day...going home 8 hours later, and finding just a jar's worth of glitter in my bra. I'm sorry, do I work at Target or a fucking strip club.

 

[Bosch]

It's great returning holiday shit all day...going home 8 hours later, and finding just a jar's worth of glitter in my bra. I'm sorry, do I work at Target or a fucking strip club.

All of this!!!!!!!!

 

[can't touch this]

It's great returning holiday shit all day...going home 8 hours later, and finding just a jar's worth of glitter in my bra. I'm sorry, do I work at Target or a fucking strip club.

why not both

 

[Redzee]

You missed the Halloween and Easter glitter. 4th of July minimal glitter.

 

[Guessed Service]

I'm waiting for glitter to be the next asbestos.

"Were you diagnosed with mesothelioma?..."

 

[can't touch this]

I'm waiting for glitter to be the next asbestos.

"Were you diagnosed with mesothelioma?..."

lol probably

I've got my personal injury lawyer Mensch on a Bench, Esq. on retainer...they're screwed

 

[NPC]

I'm waiting for glitter to be the next asbestos.

"Were you diagnosed with mesothelioma?..."

You may be entitled to financial compensation.

 

[Fix It]

Glitter: the herpes of the art world. It only spreads and it never disappears

 

[SmilesWI]

Omg I almost posted a similar thread after I realized a red fleece jacket I was wearing while
Zoning bullseye is like solid glitter...

 

[Yetive]

Scientists want to ban glitter - http://www.independent.co.uk/environment/glitter-ban-environment-microbead-impact-microplastics-scientists-warning-deep-ocean-a8056196.html

 

[can't touch this]

Scientists want to ban glitter - http://www.independent.co.uk/environment/glitter-ban-environment-microbead-impact-microplastics-scientists-warning-deep-ocean-a8056196.html

Some estimates place the number of microplastics in the world's ocean at up to 51 trillion fragments in total.

they think that's bad, they should check out our seasonal block

 

[Militantagnostic]

Some people run away to join the circus, after zoning Seasonal and Bullseye's Playground we can run away and start a revival of the Solid Gold dancers.

 

[tinkerbell333]

No matter how hard you try to avoid it you end up looking like you just had a throw-down with Tinkerbell.