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[buliSBI]

Target really knows how to pick them. Looks like Juan Pablo Montoya won't be a TM much longer.

http://sports.yahoo.com/nascar/news...jh-daytona-500-fire-juan-pablo-montoya-022712

 

[Dr Laytex]

I just love metaphors.

 

[SomeBodysSlave]

I took his car photo off my cage wall this morning -- think I'll get written up for intolerance ?

It was also interesting the fire crew didnt have any foam -- and the JP-4 tank wasn't sectioned off internally - ticket prices to go up to pay for the "Added" improvement's soon

PS -- A long time ago in a land far far away --

I saw on more than one occasion - fully engulfed helicopter's dragged into a field

PS - After thought --- I'm gonna print out another photo of him standing next to the car --- and burn the paper around the edges -- and rehang it

Unless he wanted to be like "Fireball Roberts" - and we all know how he died

 

[insiteful1]

There has been an endless stream of "target" and "bullseye" puns all over the news, espn, and social media today. You know what they say about publicity!

 

[dek067]

my fave headline...
"Hello jet engine on a truck. My name is Juan Pablo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die" (from FARK).

 

[commiecorvus]

my fave headline...
"Hello jet engine on a truck. My name is Juan Pablo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die" (from FARK).

Gotta love Fark.

 

[Dr Laytex]

I'd forgotten about Fark, and Something Awful. Nostalgia-ed hard.

 

[Target Annie]

how many Nascar drivers does it take to kill a jet dryer?





Just Juan!

 

[SomeBodysSlave]

Just Juan

I gotta learn to scroll down a little further

 

[Target Annie]

Juan apparently shouldn't tweet while driving

 

[Hardlinesmaster]

Freaking idiot! Imagine doing the insurance claim on that one.

 

[pellinore]

lmao.......just juan!

Also like SombodysSlave idea of re-hanging the picture!!

 

[SomeBodysSlave]

lmao.......just juan!

Also like SombodysSlave idea of re-hanging the picture!!

I'm curious how many members here --- wandered past their SFT's cage this morning

Two people in my store came up to me and said --- "Slave" ??

 

[Hardlinesmaster]

Uh oh! Slave has caught.

 

[SomeBodysSlave]

Uh oh! Slave has caught.

But did the SBS grape-vine have all of us do the same thing

 

[redeye58]

Juan ton tomato, I eat a one-ton tomato.....Juan-ton tomaaaaaaay-toooooooo, I eat a one-ton tomato

 

[Target Annie]

Juan hit the wall again today while practicing in Vegas - having the bullseye on his back isn't working out so well.

 

[commiecorvus]

We got a message board to pull the Kodak sign for sponsorship off the camera boat.
Guess they were a little tired of Juan.

 

[SomeBodysSlave]

We got a message board to pull the Kodak sign for sponsorship off the camera boat.
Guess they were a little tired of Juan.

I would hang that in my garage -- after I burn the edges first

 

[Hardlinesmaster]

Dale jr got the wrecked spot car & put it in his backyard.

 

[SomeBodysSlave]

Dale jr got the wrecked spot car & put it in his backyard.

That's funny ---

http://aol.sportingnews.com/nascar/...ablo-montoyas-daytona-car-jet-dryer-junk-cars

Would he charge admission to see them - and would I pay ---- absolutely

 

[DotWarner]

That's funny ---

http://aol.sportingnews.com/nascar/...ablo-montoyas-daytona-car-jet-dryer-junk-cars

Would he charge admission to see them - and would I pay ---- absolutely

Oh goodness....I thought HLM was joking! What a thing to collect. Makes me wonder what else is in this collection.

 

[Hardlinesmaster]

That's funny ---

http://aol.sportingnews.com/nascar/...ablo-montoyas-daytona-car-jet-dryer-junk-cars

Would he charge admission to see them - and would I pay ---- absolutely

I would pay too! Why does the spot driver have a job now?

 

[SomeBodysSlave]

I would pay too! Why does the spot driver have a job now?

Some members here mite not like this answer --

He has won races --

He is a "Spanish" speaking immigrant -- ( and Target is all about diversity -- sales

)

Target would look bad if he was replaced -- ( and Target is all about its spanish speaking guests -- money

)

And the biggie -- He has a contract -- ( how much to dump him -- money

)

Bleeding heart liberals in 5 - 4 - 3 - 2-

 

[Target Annie]

I hope we keep him - it's awesome comic relief!