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CODE RED Daytona...CODE RED Daytona...Target NASCAR crashes into blower truck

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I took his car photo off my cage wall this morning -- think I'll get written up for intolerance ?


It was also interesting the fire crew didnt have any foam -- and the JP-4 tank wasn't sectioned off internally - ticket prices to go up to pay for the "Added" improvement's soon


PS -- A long time ago in a land far far away --

I saw on more than one occasion - fully engulfed helicopter's dragged into a field


PS - After thought --- I'm gonna print out another photo of him standing next to the car --- and burn the paper around the edges -- and rehang it


Unless he wanted to be like "Fireball Roberts" - and we all know how he died
 
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There has been an endless stream of "target" and "bullseye" puns all over the news, espn, and social media today. You know what they say about publicity!
 
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my fave headline...
"Hello jet engine on a truck. My name is Juan Pablo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die" (from FARK).
 

Dr Laytex

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I'd forgotten about Fark, and Something Awful. Nostalgia-ed hard.
 

redeye58

Hasta Ba Rista, Baby!
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Juan ton tomato, I eat a one-ton tomato.....Juan-ton tomaaaaaaay-toooooooo, I eat a one-ton tomato
 
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Juan hit the wall again today while practicing in Vegas - having the bullseye on his back isn't working out so well.
 

commiecorvus

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We got a message board to pull the Kodak sign for sponsorship off the camera boat.
Guess they were a little tired of Juan.
 
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I would pay too! Why does the spot driver have a job now?
Some members here mite not like this answer --


He has won races --


He is a "Spanish" speaking immigrant -- ( and Target is all about diversity -- sales
)

Target would look bad if he was replaced -- ( and Target is all about its spanish speaking guests -- money
)

And the biggie -- He has a contract -- ( how much to dump him -- money
)

Bleeding heart liberals in 5 - 4 - 3 - 2-
 
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