Key stories at my store...
The ETL-AP that was working there when I started was termed for losing his keys. Shame, because other than that I liked him.
I once had to get the ring sizer out for a guest (tool to size fingers for rings). It's kept in a locked drawer at the jewelry counter, but I had to ask 3 TLs and 2 ETLs because we so rarely use it that no one knew where it was.
While backing up one, I found a key to the Wave that someone left at a cash register, chillin on the coupon printer. Don't know who it was, but I suspect it was a guy who is trained for CA/backroom.
I covered an electronics break one night, and so I had the electronics TM's keys while he went on break. Then TPS came up to me and asked me to borrow the keys to check on something, so I let him (I was also zoning toys, which faces electronics at our store).
I'm kind of keeping an eye on TPS, because the keys are still my responsibility. And about a minute later, he gets a call on his walkie from ETL-AP to meet him and just walks away. And he left the keys in the cabinet that contains the iPads.
Just, chillin there. Didn't tell me, just walks away, leaves the keys there in the hopes that I figure it out. And the electronics TM took a 20 minute break so I was late clocking out, because this was the end of my shift
Also the other day I found a pair of keys while zoning HBA. They looked like those simple little keys that go to a diary you get when you're like, ten, but I showed them to the ETL-SL and she said they might belong to AP.