Global as it gets

I've worked at Target for several years now and work pretty much all over the store. As you could probably figure out I work at a store in Michigan and my name is Mike.
At my store it goes a long way towards keeping you from getting anything done. Today I somehow got pulled away from my task at hand to cover the asses of people in three different work centers...
Michigan Mike... I hear ya. Sunday I was supposed to be signing then market... got my signs done, got the SDA done, then was in Electronics for the rest of my shift. Being Global is nice, but UGH!