Archived Help wardrobe malfunction!!

[commiecorvus]

@Loki Pewee says ...

 

[PinkZinnia]

As a woman, when I see that happen, I will take a piece of cardboard or a bag and hold it up behind her so none of the guys get a cheap thrill. Will also suggest she pull her top down to cover things.

I'm older, comes off as a pretty much "Mom" thing to say.

When guys lean over and the plumber crack is in full view I usually say. Pull your shirt down or your pants up. When I saw it happen to stl I just walked away and said eww, then said I needed something to flush out my eyes. I still cringe a bit when I think about it.
It was not a pretty site at all.

 

[semantics]

One guys plummer crack was always in view our ETL requisitioned him a belt.

 

[BlueSide]

When I first started out on the floor some of my female coworkers used to pinch my nips ALL the time......I wear an undershirt now.

 

[NPC]

Sometimes I wear my name tag upside down.

 

[BoxCutter]

Sometimes I wear my name tag upside down.

The international signal of distress! We should all pick a day to do this to show our distress with the reduced hours, greater work load, and general down grading of Target standards. Also, we would be able to tell who else in our store is on here.

 

[RedDelano]

When I first started out on the floor some of my female coworkers used to pinch my nips ALL the time......I wear an undershirt now.

I came around the corner one night and there were two female team members who were feeling each other's chests up in front of three male team members.

 

[redeye58]

Probably a bet.
Otherwise......awkward.

 

[RedDelano]

Oh wasn't a bet. They're friends outside of work, and are always flirting with certain individuals. Two of the three were these individuals.
When I went to my TL, she just responded with "Well they're friends." and walked away. Went to my STL and he said the same thing. To which I replied "Okay. <other employee> and I are friends too. I'm going to go grab his crotch."

*overhead two minutes later*
<Girl> and <Girl 2> to TSC please!

 

[anticon]

Sometimes I wear my name tag upside down.

I did this when I interviewed with my DTL. It was a funny conversation starter.

 

[qmosqueen]

The international signal of distress! We should all pick a day to do this to show our distress with the reduced hours, greater work load, and general down grading of Target standards. Also, we would be able to tell who else in our store is on here.

Ok April 1 st. Aka April fools day.

 

[Sickofspot]

Man, I can't believe I missed out on the moist panty convo, while I was out for a while. Funniest thing I have seen in a while! Thanks, guys. Lol

 

[BoxCutter]

Ok April 1 st. Aka April fools day.

I'm in!

 

[welby]

Im glad i wasnt there, I might have "Cracked" Up!

 

[instockout]

Sometimes I wear my name tag upside down.

i often do this on purpose, just to see who notices.

 

[asidius]

A TL was wearing her shirt in a way that showed a good part of her bra. I'm not sure how she got away with it, but I'm not complaining.

 

[NPC]

i often do this on purpose, just to see who notices.

100% of the time, it's some dopey guest thinking it's the most hilarious thing to ever happen to them.

 

[mrknownothing]

One guys plummer crack was always in view our ETL requisitioned him a belt.

Your ETL should come to my store. We don't have the plumber's crack, we have the plumber's entire ass.

 

[Firefox]

A few of my ETLs are the kind of people that would stick a pencil in a TM's plumber's crack.

 

[Produce Queen]

A few of my ETLs are the kind of people that would stick a pencil in a TM's plumber's crack.

Ha ha that's funny. I used to work with a tm who flashed 6 inches of butt crack every time she bent over and I so wanted to drop a quarter in there like a slot machine.

 

[Kartman]

I'd drop the quarter after heating it with a lighter.

LULZ all around!

 

[redeye58]

A few of my ETLs are the kind of people that would stick a pencil in a TM's plumber's crack.

Had an ETL-HR who would yank the offender's pants almost to the point of giving them an Atomic Wedgie while admonishing them that "Ain't nobody wanna view THAT real estate."

 

[PinkZinnia]

When my name tag was on upside down and someone would point it out, I would look down at it and say - not to me. Then Walk away

 

[Codeteam15]

When my name tag was on upside down and someone would point it out, I would look down at it and say - not to me. Then Walk away

You seem like one of the team members in my store. Complete smartass.