I haven't been with Spot forever, but I was pretty sure that was just "Target Talk." I figured "Yah, we're trying to work around schedules and accept any volunteers" means "You actually have to work this or you've moved yourself closer to being fired."
That's just like, "We had some missed opportunities on this truck unload and will partner with our peers to fix them" actually means "We totally fucked this up, have half a truck un-pushed, the other half un-backstocked, everyone went home, and someone will pay hell for this."
Maybe I'm misreading this, I just figured I worked for/with a bunch of cut-throat pirates who wear red and need to meet expectations or else their superior will start slashing throats with a cutlass. Oh, and this means everyone works on the holiday, or...yah...the cutlass. Ahoy!