Archived Someone urinated on our merchandise.....

[Kaitii]

We had this teenager who would come in and wank it in the fitting rooms and leave a condom of the aftermath. Felt bad for softlines every time they came across it.

well it could be worse there could be no condom and it's just all over the floor or walls

 

[mrknownothing]

well it could be worse there could be no condom and it's just all over the floor or walls

"Cart attendant, we have a code milky white in the fitting room."

 

[Kaitii]

"Cart attendant, we have a code milky white in the fitting room."

"Fuck not again I just cleaned a code brown an hour ago!!"

 

[redeye58]

"Cart attendant, we have a code green - not THAT kind, the other kind - at Starbucks."
Kid with a runny nose sneezed all over our cups after mom set him up on the counter.
Tossed EVERY STACK & had to sanitize all the counterware & steam pitchers while Mom had the gall to look offended.