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Its almost that time of the year again! What rumors have you heard? What departments are getting cut or changed?
You forget: the bathrooms will now have a mop in each stall for guests to use to clean up their own messes. If they don't, well then the bathroom is going to get stinky until someone decides to clean it up. If there are no carts then there won't be a cart attendant - no more cleaning bathrooms.The new policies and cuts looks pretty bad this year:
-All registers will now be self-checkout.
-Target Cafe and Starbucks will be replaced with instant coffee and vending machines.
-ETLs/TLs are being cut. Instead a Roomba with a monitor will teleconference with Team Members to give orders from "Overseers" from Target India.
- All stores will switch to a 12 PM flow process
-Flats and tubes are to be replaced with various pack animals
-TSC, offices, and breakrooms are eliminated and replaced with more merchandise space
-Walkies replaced with cans on string
-PDAs, LPDAs, and myDevices are to be replaced with a $19 mandatory smartphone app
-Safety blades replaced with plastic cutlery
-Gondolas will increase in height to reach to the ceiling and library ladders will be installed
-Aisle valleys shrunk down to 1.5 ft.
-Carts and baskets eliminated
-All team members will wear tracking device on ankle while in on the clock
-Pharmacy replaced with Pre-Med student in a booth with Pharmacy textbook
No, you've got it all wrong. Restroom Brand Specialists (formerly cart attendants) will continue to be responsible for keeping the restrooms brand. They help drive sales by giving our guests the cleanest restrooms possible while maintaining a fast, fun, friendly attitude with each guest that enters or leaves the restroom. This is also a great opportunity to vibe with guests about the benefits of the REDcard, cartwheel and the Target app as well as the great deals from this weeks ad.If there are no carts then there won't be a cart attendant - no more cleaning bathrooms.
Add a mobile register and a ethernet port to the restroom and start signing up guests for the redcard! I see the corporate vision now!No, you've got it all wrong. Restroom Brand Specialists (formerly cart attendants) will continue to be responsible for keeping the restrooms brand. They help drive sales by giving our guests the cleanest restrooms possible while maintaining a fast, fun, friendly attitude with each guest that enters or leaves the restroom. This is also a great opportunity to vibe with guests about the benefits of the REDcard, cartwheel and the Target app as well as the great deals from this weeks ad.If there are no carts then there won't be a cart attendant - no more cleaning bathrooms.
No. We will continue to be cynical sarcastic children until the actual changes are implemented, then everyone will bitch, bitch, bitch...Can we keep this semi-serious? AE typically brings some big changes.
EHr is supposed to go back online for out of store access. Paygrade restructuring is probably related to the increase in minimum wage in some areas.On a more serious note, I may or may not have overheard my STL and DTL speaking in the STL office while I sat on break in the team lead office about paygrade structure changes and something happening with EHR in the next two weeks.
i mean, i guess i get store to home... buy online or do subscriptions i would think... i just think that it would be a hassle... brb let me call a store in arizona and get it shipped to new york.
gotchya, that makes sensei mean, i guess i get store to home... buy online or do subscriptions i would think... i just think that it would be a hassle... brb let me call a store in arizona and get it shipped to new york.
I'm not a member of the fullfillment team so i may be off, but we only ship within a certain area. Basically, if its cheaper to ship from the DC, we ship it from there, but if its cheaper for Target to ship from a store, we ship it from there. Im sure there is more to it, but thats how I understand it
Ive heard of equipment changes, the backroom equipment getting a huge change. Something regarding waving a wand down a aisle
I wasnt understanding it all, but tgey would use seperate devices yhan mydevicesIve heard of equipment changes, the backroom equipment getting a huge change. Something regarding waving a wand down a aisle
Does this involve preceding the DPCI with "accio!"?
But seriously, the logistics apps are likely to be overhauled (bye-bye, RF Apps) and migrated to the MyDevices so the PDAs can be phased out.
-Gondolas will increase in height to reach to the ceiling and library ladders will be installed
I wasnt understanding it all, but they would use seperate devices than mydevicesIve heard of equipment changes, the backroom equipment getting a huge change. Something regarding waving a wand down a aisle
Does this involve preceding the DPCI with "accio!"?
But seriously, the logistics apps are likely to be overhauled (bye-bye, RF Apps) and migrated to the MyDevices so the PDAs can be phased out.
Yeah. (Excuse the misinterpretation ) but understood it as a wand you wave at each aisle, it tells you what to pull, and such. It seemed confusing as a conceptI wasnt understanding it all, but they would use seperate devices than mydevicesIve heard of equipment changes, the backroom equipment getting a huge change. Something regarding waving a wand down a aisle
Does this involve preceding the DPCI with "accio!"?
But seriously, the logistics apps are likely to be overhauled (bye-bye, RF Apps) and migrated to the MyDevices so the PDAs can be phased out.
I would hope so, maybe something more rugged. The last thing we need is for the MyDevices to fall 20 feet and shatter on the cement floor of the backroom.
Some of the STLs I've talked to after there yearly concert said there was basically a scanner you wore on your finger and you could go to an aisle and when you pulled you could tell it the amount.Yeah. (Excuse the misinterpretation ) but understood it as a wand you wave at each aisle, it tells you what to pull, and such. It seemed confusing as a conceptI wasnt understanding it all, but they would use seperate devices than mydevicesDoes this involve preceding the DPCI with "accio!"?
But seriously, the logistics apps are likely to be overhauled (bye-bye, RF Apps) and migrated to the MyDevices so the PDAs can be phased out.
I would hope so, maybe something more rugged. The last thing we need is for the MyDevices to fall 20 feet and shatter on the cement floor of the backroom.
is it sad that up till the fifth one I actually believed this was somewhat legit?The new policies and cuts looks pretty bad this year:
-All registers will now be self-checkout.
-Target Cafe and Starbucks will be replaced with instant coffee and vending machines.
-ETLs/TLs are being cut. Instead a Roomba with a monitor will teleconference with Team Members to give orders from "Overseers" from Target India.
- All stores will switch to a 12 PM flow process
-Flats and tubes are to be replaced with various pack animals
-TSC, offices, and breakrooms are eliminated and replaced with more merchandise space
-Walkies replaced with cans on string
-PDAs, LPDAs, and myDevices are to be replaced with a $19 mandatory smartphone app
-Safety blades replaced with plastic cutlery
-Gondolas will increase in height to reach to the ceiling and library ladders will be installed
-Aisle valleys shrunk down to 1.5 ft.
-Carts and baskets eliminated
-All team members will wear tracking device on ankle while in on the clock
-Pharmacy replaced with Pre-Med student in a booth with Pharmacy textbook