Target Memes

[buliSBI]

It's um, Interesting? what Some have come up with...

"Free hernia exam for every qualifying $100 purchase using the Target Red Card"

 

[Super]

sometimes it feels it goes too fast lol

 

[lovecats]

sometimes it feels it goes too fast lol

I always tell people that time moves faster in the breakroom than it does out on the floor.

 

[buliSBI]

TM: I can't make it in to my shift today.
ETL: You know that will count against you on your Review.
TM: But I am in the hospital.
ETL: You know that your responsible for your shifts.
TM: But a drunk driver hit me and my car is totaled.
ETL: Not my problem. Do you still want to call in?

 

[Super]

People come in buying 2-3 copies at a time Very good placement and right next to the ATM (Just in case) and It's almost empty too and it's only been a few days. Epic game though too

Gamers have told me when I ring them up that it's very epic convenient

 

[GrumpyAP]

Um, as someone in Asset Protection, unless those things are secured in the plastic shells ... they're walking out the door.

 

[anathema]

Of course they're in cases...

 

[Super]

No worries AP guy is very watchful and they're in cases

only like 3-4 copies left they'll be gone tomorrow probably

 

[cihyfthedoor]

In the backroom, right after the last CAFs are done, the weekend before Christmas. It's all you can do...:

 

[Super]

Loool they sold fast but I'd imagine the rest is in Electronics in the dark crevices of the locked game containers <.< awaiting the key of life to be played again

 

[Super]

 

[Dr Laytex]

The crimson eye of Cerberus, vibin' like a muthafukka.

 

[AssetsProtection]

I lost it when I noticed the eyes changing to the logo..

 

[Dr Laytex]

 

[daninnj]

^^win. Keep on doing these!!

 

[commiecorvus]

Dr Laytex you are a frelling genius.
If we were giving prizes for finest meme I would have to hand it to you.
Beautiful man, just beautiful.

 

[buliSBI]

 

[Kroneru]

 

[pzychopopgroove]

Fucking lol laytex you are a motherfucking boss!

 

[Backroom81]

 

[Hero4sale85]

 

[mrknownothing]

View attachment 377

Not sure how attachments work, and it appears mine didn't. So heres the link for it:

http://memegenerator.net/instance/42807933

Just add it to your post as an image rather than an attachment. After you hit the insert image button, go to the 2nd tab and paste in the image's URL (right-click the image and copy the image location, not the link location).

 

[Backroom81]

Too lazy to do the meme maker so I'll just link the base image directly with a caption:

"We're sorry, you need more experience to be a TL"
Hires ETL straight out of college with an art degree and no work experience.

 

[Backroom81]

Cuts hours
Complains that less work is getting done

 

[Kroneru]