Archived Target Sins/Confessions

[RhettB]

Some kid puked in front of the lanes just as I was conveniently hitting compliance 2 days ago.

 

[oath2order]

I turn off the plush shrieking Hei Heis whenever I can do so stealthily.

Wrong thread. This is not a sin. This is something to be celebrated. You deserve a raise for this.

 

[oath2order]

have i said my favorite sin

if i ever remember to actually do it

when the guest comes up and says "alarm clocks" for example

and i just say "what about alarm clocks"

and just give them this look

of dominance

like

say what you want

 

[Thegoodthings]

Sex down grocery backroom aisles.

 

[REDcardJJ]

I frequently push more than 7 carts.

 

[OneArmedJesus]

I dont ring people out in Electronics who aren't buying Electronics/Entertainment/Toys.

If they come up with just non electronics, I'll redirect them to the front. If they buy a game and they have other things to ring, I'll do it for them. Don't come up to me with a jacket and a box of candy and ask me to ring you out

 

[can't touch this]

I avoid the hell out of the vacuum wall because old people buying vacuums (or looking for belts for some ancient ass model that's older than I am) are tedious to deal with

but I make up for it by not avoiding electronics and trying to answer guest questions if they stop me, even though that's not my workcenter. I would rather answer silly questions about memory cards or TVs than "hurr durr I've been to every store in town and nobody has a belt for this vacuum that's old enough to have a 'made in the USA' sticker on it"

 

[Leo47]

I take a crap before I start each break lmao (I drink a lot of coffee)

 

[Bethy]

I avoid the hell out of the vacuum wall because old people buying vacuums (or looking for belts for some ancient ass model that's older than I am) are tedious to deal with

but I make up for it by not avoiding electronics and trying to answer guest questions if they stop me, even though that's not my workcenter. I would rather answer silly questions about memory cards or TVs than "hurr durr I've been to every store in town and nobody has a belt for this vacuum that's old enough to have a 'made in the USA' sticker on it"

Vacuums seem to be the biggest culprit of “but the sign said $149” when the vacuum is $349....probably because of us all avoiding the vacuums!

 

[Dog]

Vacuums seem to be the biggest culprit of “but the sign said $149” when the vacuum is $349....probably because of us all avoiding the vacuums!

I actually had a guest who price challenged a $500 vacuum saying it was $250 and it was actually in the wrong spot since it had to be tied to the shelving. The LOD wouldn’t give her the price so she threatened to call guest relations for “false advertising”

 

[Bethy]

I actually had a guest who price challenged a $500 vacuum saying it was $250 and it was actually in the wrong spot since it had to be tied to the shelving. The LOD wouldn’t give her the price so she threatened to call guest relations for “false advertising”

Eeek, did she end up getting it?
Please tell me your LOD held strong

 

[can't touch this]

My vacuum wall is guarded by a sentient Roomba that is programmed to open fire on anyone who tries to move price signs

 

[Amanda Cantwell]

I actually had a guest who price challenged a $500 vacuum saying it was $250 and it was actually in the wrong spot since it had to be tied to the shelving. The LOD wouldn’t give her the price so she threatened to call guest relations for “false advertising”

Me: okay! Here’s the number, my name is [redacted] have fun calling

 

[redeye58]

I turn off the plush shrieking Hei Heis whenever I can do so stealthily.

Ohhhh, they have 'off' switches?
I've been using a hammer.
*drops another damaged Hei Hei at SD & walks off whistling noncholantly*

 

[IWishIKnew]

Vacuums are always in the wrong spot. The POG in that part of the store is hella confusing, and our flow team can't be arsed to put stuff in the right place in the best of circumstances, so there's no chance the vacuums get put where they belong. I'm not capable of walking away from stuff I can tell is in the wrong place (which makes me slower than shit as a zoner) so it's probably a good thing that I don't get assigned to zone domestics often or handle pulls in that area, or I'd be there all night.

 

[Times Up]

I actually had a guest who price challenged a $500 vacuum saying it was $250 and it was actually in the wrong spot since it had to be tied to the shelving. The LOD wouldn’t give her the price so she threatened to call guest relations for “false advertising”

When guests pull that I ask them if the word description on the tag (which listed the price they want) matches the item that they want to buy. That usually gets them to understand that things get misplaced by other guests (or lazy TMs)

 

[Dog]

Eeek, did she end up getting it?
Please tell me your LOD held strong

My LOD happened to be the ETL-AP so he didn’t give it to her

 

[Bethy]

My LOD happened to be the ETL-AP so he didn’t give it to her

Phew. Unusual, but good for you and your store!

 

[louehans]

I always have a bottle of water hidden somewhere on there floor, it’s always so hot and I just don’t get why no water on the floor is a rule.

 

[can't touch this]

I always have a bottle of water hidden somewhere on there floor, it’s always so hot and I just don’t get why no water on the floor is a rule.

especially because guests always leave 500 gross ass Sbux cups around the store

 

[louehans]

especially because guests always leave 500 gross ass Sbux cups around the store

Oh yeah! I always refuse to pick up people’s gross cups, we have garbages in every corner so guests are just lazy when it comes to throwing away their trash.

 

[BigEyedPhish]

I always leave the toilet seat up, so nobody knows I pooed. This is always ~7:00am. (Dunkin Donuts Coffee).

 

[Times Up]

I always have a bottle of water hidden somewhere on there floor, it’s always so hot and I just don’t get why no water on the floor is a rule.

We can have water up on the lanes at my store. Must be covered/sealed closed.

 

[Electronics2280]

First post!

Here’s my confession: I’m a total kiss ass lol

 

[Guessed Service]

First post!

Here’s my confession: I’m a total kiss ass lol

Welcome aboard!